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  • UR, remember the golden rule: if she passes out on your bed, it's not rape.

    (better add a winkie there)

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    • Cockney
      urgh.NSFW

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      • And what about my favourite, Pimms and lemonade (with all the garnish of course) for a wooftah drink? But then again I am not likely to go into a Northern working man's club and order one
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        • Cockney, it really isn't rape but you know, when that thing happened of which I told earlier me conscience was nagging me although I did almost nothing.

          OK, when she started to wake up she started "getting closer" to me and I responded. Luckily I didn't go very far because as I found out after a while she did it mostly because it's "excpected" or something. I mean, she was physically ready, but she didn't want it - not really. Thank God I understood that in time

          Yah, I'm weird.
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          • Yes, yes! He's too fancy a lad to be banned, or get a girl pregnant outside of marriage HEAVENS FORBID.
            Well, one out of two ain't bad.

            I'll let you guess which one.

            I'm not afraid, if the mods want to ban me they should go ahead and do so.
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            • Sigh.... This spamfest has lasted long enough.

              See you in two weeks obiwan.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • you're all going to be banned for this one.

                I think it's time to renew my petition to get to be mod of off-topic. It's my life's dream

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                • Originally posted by GePap
                  Was this person invited, or did they just wander in and find something to chugg?
                  She came to talk to me about her recent messy breakup, and found the liquor just sitting there. She ended up alternately sobbing, talking, and chugging.
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                  • I drink and smoke everything that is considered feminine:

                    Parliament lights and Various weak ass drinks like mike's hard lemonade, smirnoff ice (I admit that is soooo girl's drink ) and etc.

                    But I have unhealthy obsession with guiness so Im not too worried about it.
                    :-p

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                    • Sorry fellow American's but the UK makes the best tasting beer (aside from Sam Adams! )

                      Good Beer's for me are

                      Boddington's Pub Ale
                      Guiness (of course)
                      Sam Adams!
                      Tsing-Tao (chinese beer, lots of asian beer here)
                      Sapporo
                      Kirin Lager.

                      Good stuff.
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                      • "Ah right, point taken."

                        Shi, I got a ban for it, Ming didn't.

                        Anyway, situation normal...afu. Btw I've been trying to reply to your PM for a week now. My reply is in a thread to you about your full PMs, which I just bumped to pg 1.
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                        • I honestly wonder what this girl was trying to do

                          Originally posted by Urban Ranger


                          She came to talk to me about her recent messy breakup, and found the liquor just sitting there. She ended up alternately sobbing, talking, and chugging.
                          ...and proceeded to fall asleep ON YOUR BED. Tapping her on the shoulder in her "sleep" would probably have gotten you laid

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                          • "...and proceeded to fall asleep ON YOUR BED. Tapping her on the shoulder in her "sleep" would probably have gotten you laid"

                            How romantic. The modern equivelent of knocking them on the head with a club. May you have many daughters Zylka. The sad face smiley saves you.

                            "Thank God I understood that in time"

                            Amen.
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                            • Hey Lance what does your brother's ass have to say about all of this?
                              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                              • Marko's anti donkey stance (does he hate all animals? Puppys, kittens?) makes it impossible to reply Derek.
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