Guys Who Drink ***** Drinks

[Solly]

You know the sort...you'll go in a pub and order a pint of whatever is nearest to cask ale. For Wetherspoon's, the real thing. Most chain pubs, it'll be a dodgy bitter like Worthington's.

Then you get a group of girl-boys coming in, you know, straight yet overly-feminine, ordering Bacardi Breezers and Malibu and Coke. Not that there is anything wrong with the latter if in a 50-50 ratio, but shouldn't those drinks be left for the women? Don't want to leave them with nothing to drink but Brains SA do we.

The *****-drink guide:

1) Bacardi Breezer
2) Taboo and lemonade
3) Cider & black *quickly rising*

The real man's drink guide:

1) Cask ale
2) Whisky
3) Bitter

[Asher]

Hahaha...I just posted about this last night elsewhere.

Anyone who is concerned about having a "real man"'s drink over what he thinks tastes better is most certainly not a real man.

Period.

[Solly]

Real men like the taste of cask ale, whisky and bitter and hence drink them.

[Asher]

Real men like what they like and think anyone who insists they should drink otherwise to be a "real man" are insecure morons.

[BeBMan]

People don´t drink what you like?

Man, this is so shocking!

[Makeo]

i don't drink girly drinks because they are usually at least twice as expensive

[Solly]

Originally posted by Asher
Real men like what they like and think anyone who insists they should drink otherwise to be a "real man" are insecure morons.

And people who need their alcoholic drinks "flavoured" with heaps of sugar, colourings and sweeteners have got immature tastebuds that can't appreciate a real drink.

[Asher]

I like how you associate mature tastebuds with being able to get an acquired taste for crap drinks.

BTW, if you don't like your alcoholic drinks "flavoured", why don't you drink 100% alcohol?

[Starchild]

God Bods, are you that anal that you can't let people drink something other than what you think is proper without moaning about it? So what if they like alcopops? How in any way does it affect your life?

[MRT144]

i love whiskey...but i also love margarritas... im a bialcoholic

[spartak]

What a poor troll. What about those of us who are unable to drink lager or bitter for medical reasons and have to make do with cider instead (I'm almost teetotal these days as a result of this btw)?

[Solly]

Bitch drinks are only acceptable if you torpedo them.

[MRT144]

but the joy of margarritas is enjoying the lemon flavor and getting drunk to boot

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by Boddington's
Real men like the taste of cask ale, whisky and bitter and hence drink them.

Taz, you have a legit excuse.

[Ming]

Originally posted by Boddington's
Bitch drinks are only acceptable if you torpedo them.

Not only is this a bad troll... your silly games for getting around the censor has earned you a three day vacation.

The owners have the censored turned on for a reason... respect their wishes or find somewhere else to post.