Havana and Miami have fallen
This morning, America woke up to the cries of the helpless. After Havana, Miami has fallen. Our capital, Washington, will fall today. Americans are being slaughtered by the Turks. On top of all this, we received the following communique this morning.
Taner, High Messenger to Sultan Ahmed V,
First of all, the amount of money we manage to procure is simply because we have put all our research, cultural and 'innovation' funds on zero. We cannot sustain such economic measures for long. Second of all, we will not bow down to your ridiculous land grabbing and insane demands. We will rather die than kneel in the face of such unmitigated aggression.
The USS Constitution was paid for by us a long time ago, and had been sailing the seven seas, to meet other nations, to learn about the world. A peaceful mission, reaching out to the rest of the world, to become closer with other people and be of mutual assistance. Unfortunately, upon its return to American waters, full of hope for the future, it would find that these waters were American no more, taken away by one of the very nations it had set out to meet.
Miami and Havana were not liberated; you have simply slaughtered innocent people. And now you threaten to take our capital and in your last communique, New York; both form the very heart of our nation. There is no way we can stand down, and you know it. It makes your actions even more despicable.
So, we shall meet on the battlefield. And if we fall, remember this: you are in America. No matter how many Turkish raiders you ship in and no matter what propaganda you might spout. It will always be America.
Dwight Eisenhower, General of the American Army.
This morning, America woke up to the cries of the helpless. After Havana, Miami has fallen. Our capital, Washington, will fall today. Americans are being slaughtered by the Turks. On top of all this, we received the following communique this morning.
Cheif Eisenhower,
We congratulate you on your fine speeches as well as your cunning procural of a Frigate from France. We are puzzled by the name however "USS Constitution"... What is a Constitution? Is it a Document? Your weathy Caste must be advanced indeed to have created such advanced concepts. This is why we decry the abject poverty of your people, while your noble caste are purchasing and christening vessels named "Constitution" an advancement most nations can only dream of, you simultaneously claim to be weak and poor, and backward. Such lies are quite dizzying to his Majesty.
In any case, having destroyed your Army of oppression as promised, we are ready to free the prisoners of your Washington labor camps. We see through the lies you present to the world, and we will continue to fight for the freedom of the American people. As you can seee, Miami surrendered without civilian casualties, and we were greeted as liberators. The 2 Wardens of the city dropped their sticks and welcomed in the Turkish liberators.
Your counter-offer to us is obsolete, as we have already freed Havana. Flocks of your people are already fleeing to Washington to join our banner, and we therefore offer you a comprimise of our past offer. Leave Washington, and keep your remaining troops to fight another day. We will capture Washington and then there will be a signed 100 turn peace between us. As compensation for the Galleon you destroyed, as well as your mistreatment of your people, the public release of our confidential peace terms, and other crimes, you will pay us 400 gpt for 10 turns. Do not waste breath claiming you can not afford it, as we can clearly see your wealthy Caste is dumping 419 gpt into your war coffers.
We await your reply,
Taner, High Messenger to Sultan Ahmed V
We congratulate you on your fine speeches as well as your cunning procural of a Frigate from France. We are puzzled by the name however "USS Constitution"... What is a Constitution? Is it a Document? Your weathy Caste must be advanced indeed to have created such advanced concepts. This is why we decry the abject poverty of your people, while your noble caste are purchasing and christening vessels named "Constitution" an advancement most nations can only dream of, you simultaneously claim to be weak and poor, and backward. Such lies are quite dizzying to his Majesty.
In any case, having destroyed your Army of oppression as promised, we are ready to free the prisoners of your Washington labor camps. We see through the lies you present to the world, and we will continue to fight for the freedom of the American people. As you can seee, Miami surrendered without civilian casualties, and we were greeted as liberators. The 2 Wardens of the city dropped their sticks and welcomed in the Turkish liberators.
Your counter-offer to us is obsolete, as we have already freed Havana. Flocks of your people are already fleeing to Washington to join our banner, and we therefore offer you a comprimise of our past offer. Leave Washington, and keep your remaining troops to fight another day. We will capture Washington and then there will be a signed 100 turn peace between us. As compensation for the Galleon you destroyed, as well as your mistreatment of your people, the public release of our confidential peace terms, and other crimes, you will pay us 400 gpt for 10 turns. Do not waste breath claiming you can not afford it, as we can clearly see your wealthy Caste is dumping 419 gpt into your war coffers.
We await your reply,
Taner, High Messenger to Sultan Ahmed V
Taner, High Messenger to Sultan Ahmed V,
First of all, the amount of money we manage to procure is simply because we have put all our research, cultural and 'innovation' funds on zero. We cannot sustain such economic measures for long. Second of all, we will not bow down to your ridiculous land grabbing and insane demands. We will rather die than kneel in the face of such unmitigated aggression.
The USS Constitution was paid for by us a long time ago, and had been sailing the seven seas, to meet other nations, to learn about the world. A peaceful mission, reaching out to the rest of the world, to become closer with other people and be of mutual assistance. Unfortunately, upon its return to American waters, full of hope for the future, it would find that these waters were American no more, taken away by one of the very nations it had set out to meet.
Miami and Havana were not liberated; you have simply slaughtered innocent people. And now you threaten to take our capital and in your last communique, New York; both form the very heart of our nation. There is no way we can stand down, and you know it. It makes your actions even more despicable.
So, we shall meet on the battlefield. And if we fall, remember this: you are in America. No matter how many Turkish raiders you ship in and no matter what propaganda you might spout. It will always be America.
Dwight Eisenhower, General of the American Army.
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