The population in Foxboro is looking to be cut in half over the next few weeks...OC leaving, ST coach leaving, Pioli leaving, Dom Capers leaving...wonder if they know something about Belichick's future that's causing them to get out now...
On the other hand:
On the other hand:
Belichick Technical Institute: School for Coaches from our New England Patriots!
by William Russo (Contributor)
January 13, 2009
Classes Now Starting at Patriot Place in Foxboro for the Famous Coaching Academy!
Now you too can become another Romeo Crennel, Eric Mangini, Josh McDaniel,
and Charlie Weis, or even a front-office guy like Scott Pioli, in just a few weeks of mentoring under The Incomparable Belichick....
At BelichickTech, we are committed to helping men and women develop the skills and knowledge to pursue many opportunities in today's fastest growing career backfields, including offensive coordination, defensive development, special-teams design, criminal justice, legal aid for players, scoreboard-clock watching, and the ever-important science of sideline pacing!
At BelichickTech, spend One Full Week under the Master Himself before embarking on your own NFL coaching career!
Belichick trainees will be given their own chalkboard, headphone set, and clipboard.
Quickly learn the difference between a kneecap, a salary cap, and a nightcap!
At BelichickTech, we focus on helping your marketing skills for beer commercials, explaining DUI to players, improving critical thinking about post-coaching work as a network commentator, showing players how to properly holster a handgun, and ever-important skills required in throwing a red flag.
See how a wet finger helps to test wind currents before sending out the kicking squad, as part of the important lesson on how domed stadiums are different from outdoor fields.
Special rates for our Videography Course, but you must buy your own camera!
Loyalty Behaviors are explained, but there is no requirement for this seminar!
Listen to a special Grocery Buying Lecture by Bill Parcells, though we cannot teach you how to prepare them!
Have access to Bill Belichick’s Rare Book Collection of every tome ever written on football! Some of these books were old when Josh McDaniel was a kid!
Fashion Tips! Learn how to wear a vapid gray hoodie and the special style created by cutting off the sleeves at the elbow!
Hear how to Avoid Press Questions with monosyllabic answers showing the logic of total non-sequiturs!
Win an NFL coaching interview and then leak it to the press making you look like the frontrunner.
Be advised of head coach job openings and interview opportunities before ESPN actually reports it!
Each BelichickTech is either authorized or licensed by Robert Kraft personally. Call for special tuition rates! Seats are limited to three dozen per week.
Bill needs an Offensive Coordinator Right NOW!!
Sign up and have your own team in just two weeks!
by William Russo (Contributor)
January 13, 2009
Classes Now Starting at Patriot Place in Foxboro for the Famous Coaching Academy!
Now you too can become another Romeo Crennel, Eric Mangini, Josh McDaniel,
and Charlie Weis, or even a front-office guy like Scott Pioli, in just a few weeks of mentoring under The Incomparable Belichick....
At BelichickTech, we are committed to helping men and women develop the skills and knowledge to pursue many opportunities in today's fastest growing career backfields, including offensive coordination, defensive development, special-teams design, criminal justice, legal aid for players, scoreboard-clock watching, and the ever-important science of sideline pacing!
At BelichickTech, spend One Full Week under the Master Himself before embarking on your own NFL coaching career!
Belichick trainees will be given their own chalkboard, headphone set, and clipboard.
Quickly learn the difference between a kneecap, a salary cap, and a nightcap!
At BelichickTech, we focus on helping your marketing skills for beer commercials, explaining DUI to players, improving critical thinking about post-coaching work as a network commentator, showing players how to properly holster a handgun, and ever-important skills required in throwing a red flag.
See how a wet finger helps to test wind currents before sending out the kicking squad, as part of the important lesson on how domed stadiums are different from outdoor fields.
Special rates for our Videography Course, but you must buy your own camera!
Loyalty Behaviors are explained, but there is no requirement for this seminar!
Listen to a special Grocery Buying Lecture by Bill Parcells, though we cannot teach you how to prepare them!
Have access to Bill Belichick’s Rare Book Collection of every tome ever written on football! Some of these books were old when Josh McDaniel was a kid!
Fashion Tips! Learn how to wear a vapid gray hoodie and the special style created by cutting off the sleeves at the elbow!
Hear how to Avoid Press Questions with monosyllabic answers showing the logic of total non-sequiturs!
Win an NFL coaching interview and then leak it to the press making you look like the frontrunner.
Be advised of head coach job openings and interview opportunities before ESPN actually reports it!
Each BelichickTech is either authorized or licensed by Robert Kraft personally. Call for special tuition rates! Seats are limited to three dozen per week.
Bill needs an Offensive Coordinator Right NOW!!
Sign up and have your own team in just two weeks!
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