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Last edited by Proteus_MST; December 8, 2018, 13:46.Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"
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Trump in 2012:
3 Chief of Staffs in less than 3 years of being President: Part of the reason why @BarackObama can't manage to pass his agenda.
Trump in December 2018:
Going to get my 3rd chief of staff at the end of year 2 of my presidency. Possibly getting my 4th one in the middle of year 3Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"
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Major riots in France all week. Thousands jailed, economy collapsing.
It's amazing what one bored Demon and thousands of weak-minds can do. Humans are toys.Order of the Fly
Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.
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The peasants are revolting.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Originally posted by pchang View PostThe peasants are revolting.
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Have you ever dined with a peasant? ... They never use the right spoon!Last edited by Uncle Sparky; December 10, 2018, 00:43. Reason: Does anybody else remember when McDonalds used to give out plastic coke spoons with the coffee?
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It Snowed Last Night..
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 am: A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 am: So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 am: My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 am: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 am: The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 am: The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 am: I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 am: The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 am: The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 am: The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 am: The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 am: TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 am: I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 am: I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 am: Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.
This was too good to not be copied and shared!I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett Kavanaugh
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Originally posted by Kidicious View PostGuess a peasant is someone that hates globalism to an elitist. Can't wait until the American peasants rise up.Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"
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