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[ZEE]

Damn this vodka is some good ****. I couldn't even taste it. The guy at the liquor store recommended it. Samum or some ****. French ****. Less of a hangover because it is wheat based...

Um... what thread did I post in again?

[rah]

and with that you show more coherence than a sober Kidiot.

[ZEE]

Is there something important going on in the world again? I hate when that happens. I'll wait a few years then start paying attention. Do a bit of catching up. After I become completely fluent in Hebrew that is (a difficulty level 4 out of 5 on the language scale.)

[Kidlicious]

What about Chuckie Fake Tears though? Is he down with the new racism against the old racist Democrats too?

[JohnT]

God, I hope so!

[Kidlicious]

JohnT: Also lives in a glass house and throws rocks.

[ZEE]

I think that is Baphomet. Not even a real demon. Just a symbol of the "Satanists" that actually do not even believe in Satan. Just a bunch of Blasphemers.

Master Ba'al will be having a "conversation" with those *******s.

[ZEE]

I laugh at fake-goth, black fingernail painted, long black hair, snarling mean mug teenagers that do not even speak The Tongue.

Fucc out of here before I summon somebody. Maybe Pruflas. He owes me a few favors anyways.

[ZEE]

And I wonder why everybody runs away from me and avoids me IRL.

[ZEE]

And having my favor cashed in by having Pruflas ruin some teenage, pansy-ass, egotistical, cant handle failure, my mom made me ate my asparagus, nutslap-ass Satinist will be a detriment to me. I will be actually taking an 'L.'

אני מת אשפה

[JohnT]

JohnT: Also lives in a glass house and throws rocks.

JohnT supports equal expression for all religions, so why would I object to a statue for a non-Christian religion?

[-Jrabbit]

Maybe that's the problem: The South should have called the Confederacy a religion.

[Kidlicious]

JohnT supports equal expression for all religions, so why would I object to a statue for a non-Christian religion?

Oh, ok. So you are opposed to statues built by Democrats that were racist, but you're ok with racist Democrats today, and statues of Satan. GOt it.

Anyway, you don't want that statue of Satan taken down by an angry mob of morons so ....

[Broken_Erika]

I laugh at fake-goth, black fingernail painted, long black hair, snarling mean mug teenagers that do not even speak The Tongue.

Fucc out of here before I summon somebody. Maybe Pruflas. He owes me a few favors anyways.

[Giancarlo]

Oh, ok. So you are opposed to statues built by Democrats that were racist, but you're ok with racist Democrats today, and statues of Satan. GOt it.

Anyway, you don't want that statue of Satan taken down by an angry mob of morons so ....

Statues, Hillary, statues, Hillary, statues, Hillary...

Repeat after me lol.

His head is exploding.

[Kidlicious]

Pocahontas said that illegal immigrants are murdering 20 year olds because we separate babies from their mother, which we don't do anymore. Scum.