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  • Oh right, that old chestnut. Be cheerful and engaged with only the barest hint of sexual interest. Get them to talk about themselves and be interested in what they say. Do this with as many of the attractive women you come across as you can, and before long they'll be coming to you.

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    • Ah. So all I have to do is undo decades of social anxiety and awkwardness. I'll get right on that. Or maybe I'll just continue my DS9 rewatch.
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • Walked right in to that one, didn't I?

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        • Or he can be morose and aloof, only speaking out to complain about the futility of existence and how awful the band is.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • Okay. Time for my last Dew of the day, which will be washing down some Goldfish. And one more episode of DS9. Then sleep. Also I'll probably log on to OkCupid again to pretend I'm trying to solve my vagina problem.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • Buy a guitar, learn two or three chords (NO MORE), and continue being mopey and depressed.
              John Brown did nothing wrong.

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              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                Okay. Time for my last Dew of the day, which will be washing down some Goldfish. And one more episode of DS9. Then sleep. Also I'll probably log on to OkCupid again to pretend I'm trying to solve my vagina problem.
                Sex change. Then you will have your own vagina.
                “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                • go lift weights

                  the problem will solve itself
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • Classes start up again in a week. I'm taking a linguistics course. Do chicks still dig the cunning linguist line?
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                      Classes start up again in a week. I'm taking a linguistics course. Do chicks still dig the cunning linguist line?
                      I wouldn't say such a thing... and I'm an *******.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • Well I'm all out of ideas.
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                        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                        • Try talking to females as if they were just normal humans.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • You have no idea how poorly I communicate with normal humans.
                            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • No success ever comes until one tries.
                              Try to talk normally with 100 different women. Even if 99 tell you to go away, that leaves 1. Just keep trying.
                              The trick is that hearing no doesn't cripple you. There are always more women to talk to.

                              And the main benefit of keep trying is that you get practice.

                              You get shot down by 50 women and you stop feeling bad when the next one does. Just keep moving on. I guarantee that eventually one will appreciate the attention and respond.
                              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                You have no idea how poorly I communicate with normal humans.
                                You seem to do all right here. How are you different IRL? Just more quiet?
                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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