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Originally posted by Lorizael
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Stop going to the weddings of your exes.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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Err, what? This ex is someone I stopped dating 10 years ago. We've been great friends since then. I didn't go to the wedding of my second ex; I still haven't seen her since before I broke up with her.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Trolled again
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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That is ****ing cool!Originally posted by Lorizael View PostJon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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OK. The end is near. I fully agree with you.Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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Indeed. However, that bit of information allows an enterprising stalker such as Speer to figure out exactly who my high school girlfriend is.Originally posted by MikeH View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Quite so!Originally posted by MikeH View Post
I don't suppose he let slip any info about the upcoming HBO adaptation of American Gods?"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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Heh. If he did, he didn't to me. I merely gazed at him from afar. He's not a very good dancer.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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I doubt whether even Al cares that much. Wouldn't put it past some other posters to look it up, look for shots of you talking to a woman, and try to picture said woman naked, but that's totally your fault at this point.Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
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Good point. To my knowledge, no such pictures exist.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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What? You deleted Nudie pictures? Oh, the humanity!“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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Hm? No. There just aren't any pictures from the wedding of me talking to EBF.
I'd still like to know why people are so incredulous about my story, though...Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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They don't think it's possible to talk to a girl.
We've heard lots about this over the years, I don't see any reason to doubt it. And you've always been very honest about your weaknesses. *shrug*Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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That reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:
Originally posted by François de La RochefoucauldClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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One, I fixed that for you.They don't think it's possible for Lorizael to talk to a girl.
Two, I personally don't see anything unbelievable about what you said. It's got the right mix of insanity and boredom.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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