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  • #76
    Ben can't even follow simple instructions.

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
      My butt is so tight it hurts when I fart. I can't imagine putting anything in it.
      Quite a number of gay men would agree with you.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by gribbler View Post
        Ben can't even follow simple instructions.
        that you think Ben has any integrity or honor. Of course he wouldn't keep his word.
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #79
          It saddens me that a number of the thanks I have received on this forum have been from Ben. It makes my level of thanked-ness seem higher than it really ought to be

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Sava View Post
            wtf? haven't you eaten a ton of mexican food and dropped a massive bomb the next day?

            ONLY FOR YOU BRAH


            homophobic heterosexual men are LOL

            DONT TOUCH MY ASS ITS GAY

            "but i'm a woman... you know, boobs and vagina"

            DOESNT MATTER
            GAY GUYS PUT THEIR DICKS IN THEIR BUTTS

            "gay guys also blow each other... is oral sex gay?"

            UHM YES HOLY ****

            "when you masturbate, you are touching a penis... is that gay?"

            AHHHHHHHH I NEED TO GO BATHE IN BLEACH

            Yea, but that is going out not in.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by MrFun View Post
              Quite a number of gay men would agree with you.
              really?

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              • #82
                Ben can't even follow simple instructions.
                You wanted a commie avatar. You got a commie avatar. Now shut the **** up.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Post
                  Yea, but that is going out not in.
                  It's not like what goes out just magically appears there as you are pooping. I've taken massive dumps that would put the dongs of the most well-endowed male porn stars to shame. I suspect the tightness is just you clenching too hard... stress and whatnot.

                  And a good prostate massage doesn't require you going in very far. If you can get over the whole "EWW ITS GAY" factor, you might learn something new and enjoyable about your body. I'm all about the sensory experience. It's God's gift to us. Enjoy it. Who cares if some internet turd says "You're gay"? Chances are, they'd say that anyways. Be secure in your manhood and embrace it. Life is too short.

                  If I get even one straight guy to stick something up his ass, I feel like I've done a great service to the world.
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                    You wanted a commie avatar. You got a commie avatar. Now shut the **** up.
                    No I wanted a hammer and sickle. If I wanted you to pick I would have said so. Since when did Communism let people decide for themselves?

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                      You wanted a commie avatar. You got a commie avatar. Now shut the **** up.
                      No honor. Enjoy hell.
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #86
                        Nah, I'll pass. I don't enjoy having my prostate checked.
                        I guess it's something thing ya just have to like

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                        • #87
                          wtf? dp

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                          • #88
                            No I wanted a hammer and sickle. If I wanted you to pick I would have said so. Since when did Communism let people decide for themselves?
                            Since when did communists obey the ****ing bourgeoisie?

                            You also didn't specify a time period...

                            Your choice - Trotsky for 10 weeks or hammer and sickle for however long it takes me to switch to it and back.
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #89
                              Enjoy hell.
                              I'll look forward to seeing you there, capitalist pig dog.
                              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                                Since when did communists obey the ****ing bourgeoisie?

                                You also didn't specify a time period...

                                Your choice - Trotsky for 10 weeks or hammer and sickle for however long it takes me to switch to it and back.
                                So it's a choice between Ben Kenobi not keeping his word and Ben Kenobi not keeping his word?

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