Alby made it

[Sir Og]

Congrats Albie!

Please give frequent updates. Your threads are always entertaining.

[molly bloom]

Your future as a Dirk Yates model awaits you. Thoroughly well done.

piss-stained mattresses, and there's alcohol everywhere with lieutenants hollering "Booty booty butt cheeks"

Made before I read that post of yours. Looks as though they're ready to roll camera...

[Alfred Mondale]

Congratulations Al B. Sure!

[notyoueither]

Congrats, Alby!

[Nikolai]

Now this was unexpected. Well done Albie!

[giblets]

Not sure. All I know is that I was a **** about it and I was wrong. So. Go ahead. I'll wear whatever you have me wear.

I just remembered, you made the bet with me!

http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/202091-See-you-in-10-weeks!?p=6195444&viewfull=1#post6195444

So, if you please, your new avatar:

Spoiler:

[Colonâ„¢]

Albert Speer?

[Sava]

gribbler

[MrFun]

What is the joy in buttsecks? I just don't get that.

Newsflash. While plenty of gay men enjoy anal sex, there's plenty of other gay men who enjoy sex with other men, just not anal sex.

Honestly, why do you have to turn every thread into being something gay?

[Sava]

Prostate stimulation can provide more intense orgasms. While I personally don't understand homosexual attraction and love (or heterosexual love for that matter), the biological realities of the male anatomy shouldn't be a mystery to anyone.

Though, I also understand BK's confusion. As a convert, he's chosen to subscribe to a belief system that believes it is sinful to experience and derive enjoyment from such sensory experiences. FEELING GOOD IS BAD

PUNISH YOURSELF

GOD WANTS YOU TO SUFFER

ARBITRARY AND RELATIVELY INSIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE GENDERS IS WHAT GOD WANTS YOU TO WORRY ABOUT

AND PLEASE, GIVE MONEY TO SUPPORT YOUR KING POPE WHO SPEAKS FOR YOUR GOD

AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS

JUST BELIEVE

BUT IF SOMEONE USES A LOGICAL METHOD OF REASONING TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN FACTS AND BALDFACED LIES... AND IS ABLE TO DEMONSTRATE CONSISTENT AND REPEATABLE RESULTS BY USING THIS METHOD

DONT LISTEN TO THEM

IN FACT

BURN THEM

THEY SAY I CANT BE YOUR GOD POPE KING ANYMORE

AND I MIGHT HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB

SO YEAH THAT WOULD SUCK

[Kidlicious]

Prostate stimulation can provide more intense orgasms.

Coming out of the closet today, are you?

[Docfeelgood]

Prostate stimulation can provide more intense orgasms. While I personally don't understand homosexual attraction and love (or heterosexual love for that matter), the biological realities of the male anatomy shouldn't be a mystery to anyone.

Though, I also understand BK's confusion. As a convert, he's chosen to subscribe to a belief system that believes it is sinful to experience and derive enjoyment from such sensory experiences. FEELING GOOD IS BAD

PUNISH YOURSELF

GOD WANTS YOU TO SUFFER

ARBITRARY AND RELATIVELY INSIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE GENDERS IS WHAT GOD WANTS YOU TO WORRY ABOUT

AND PLEASE, GIVE MONEY TO SUPPORT YOUR KING POPE WHO SPEAKS FOR YOUR GOD

AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS

JUST BELIEVE

BUT IF SOMEONE USES A LOGICAL METHOD OF REASONING TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN FACTS AND BALDFACED LIES... AND IS ABLE TO DEMONSTRATE CONSISTENT AND REPEATABLE RESULTS BY USING THIS METHOD

DONT LISTEN TO THEM

IN FACT

BURN THEM

THEY SAY I CANT BE YOUR GOD POPE KING ANYMORE

AND I MIGHT HAVE TO GET A REAL JOB

SO YEAH THAT WOULD SUCK

My butt is so tight it hurts when I fart. I can't imagine putting anything in it.

[Ben Kenobi]

Ugh, why do people always come up with the absolutely most terrible avatars. At least this one has style. I hope Joncha enjoys this.

Edit - 10 weeks of this, although no time period specified seems fair to me. I am going to make one day an exception to this.

[Sava]

[Sava]

My butt is so tight it hurts when I fart. I can't imagine putting anything in it.

wtf? haven't you eaten a ton of mexican food and dropped a massive bomb the next day?

Coming out of the closet today, are you?

ONLY FOR YOU BRAH


homophobic heterosexual men are LOL

DONT TOUCH MY ASS ITS GAY

"but i'm a woman... you know, boobs and vagina"

DOESNT MATTER
GAY GUYS PUT THEIR DICKS IN THEIR BUTTS

"gay guys also blow each other... is oral sex gay?"

UHM YES HOLY ****

"when you masturbate, you are touching a penis... is that gay?"

AHHHHHHHH I NEED TO GO BATHE IN BLEACH