Greatest Sect of Christianity

[Kidlicious]

In hindsight, you're obviously trying to get out of having to tell your minister about your interpretation that the bible is god and that you worship the bible. "Even though this is a completely reasonable thing for me to tell my minister, I refuse to tell him this because loinburger wouldn't answer the question that he promised to answer that he never promised to answer. Harr."

If you were confident in your heresy then you wouldn't be going through this ridiculous horse**** to get out of telling your beliefs to your minister.

I TOLD YOU 3 TIMES THAT I WOULD TELL HIM THAT! AND THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU TELLING LÍES THAT YOU WOULD ANSWER A QUESTION!

[loinburger]

I TOLD YOU 3 TIMES THAT I WOULD TELL HIM THAT!

No, you didn't. You said that you would quote scripture. There's a tremendous difference, as has been explained numerous times.

AND THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU TELLING LÍES THAT YOU WOULD ANSWER A QUESTION!

You have been given more than enough opportunities to quote the post where I promised to answer a question, and you have failed to do so. I'm going to go ahead and chalk this up as another lie on your part.

Out of curiosity, ask your minister if it is okay to bear false witness against atheists and other unbelievers. I already know your opinion on the subject (since you bear false witness against Christians), but I'm hoping that your minister is more moral than you are.

[Kidlicious]

Do you have a brain injury that gives you a sub-40 IQ? Nobody is buying your crap.

Ask your question or shut the **** up.

If I ask it again will you give an honestly, direct, and complete answer within 2 minutes?

[loinburger]

If I ask it again will you give an honestly, direct, and complete answer within 2 minutes?

No, I'm not going to put a deadline on my answer. For all I know you could ask about the meaning of life and that would take much longer than 2 minutes to type out

[Elok]

I believe the question is "what is the frequency, Kenneth?" I'm not certain, though.

[loinburger]

326 Mhz

[loinburger]

Whoooo, less than 2 minutes!!!!

[Elok]

I'm sorry, I was wrong, the correct question was, "Kenneth, what is the frequency?" YOU LIAR!

[Kidlicious]

No, you didn't. You said that you would quote scripture. There's a tremendous difference, as has been explained numerous times.You have been given more than enough opportunities to quote the post where I promised to answer a question, and you have failed to do so. I'm going to go ahead and chalk this up as another lie on your part.

Out of curiosity, ask your minister if it is okay to bear false witness against atheists and other unbelievers. I already know your opinion on the subject (since you bear false witness against Christians), but I'm hoping that your minister is more moral than you are.

How do you think the baptist preacher is going to interpret, "the Word was God?"

[Kidlicious]

No, you didn't. You said that you would quote scripture. There's a tremendous difference, as has been explained numerous times.You have been given more than enough opportunities to quote the post where I promised to answer a question, and you have failed to do so. I'm going to go ahead and chalk this up as another lie on your part.

Out of curiosity, ask your minister if it is okay to bear false witness against atheists and other unbelievers. I already know your opinion on the subject (since you bear false witness against Christians), but I'm hoping that your minister is more moral than you are.

How do you think the baptist preacher is going to interpret, "the Word was God?"

[Elok]

How do you think the baptist preacher is going to interpret, "the Word was God?"

Well, if he's at all familiar with patristics, linguistics, or the Bible itself, he's probably going to think it refers to Jesus...

[loinburger]

How do you think the baptist preacher is going to interpret, "the Word was God?"

The way that over a billion other people have interpreted it. Assuming you don't lie yet again, tomorrow you'll find that you are in a minority of one.

[Kidlicious]

No, I'm not going to put a deadline on my answer. For all I know you could ask about the meaning of life and that would take much longer than 2 minutes to type out

I haven't asked you the meaning of life. LIAR!

[loinburger]

I haven't asked you the meaning of life. LIAR!

Nor did I say that you asked me for the meaning of life. You are hands down the stupidest poster I have ever conversed with.

[Kidlicious]

The way that over a billion other people have interpreted it. Assuming you don't lie yet again, tomorrow you'll find that you are in a minority of one.

Wrong! Liar!