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  • It's just depressing reading tale after tale of Alby's woman female woes.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
    ){ :|:& };:

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    • Care to share some of the details? Maybe we can give you tips so as to improve your techniques.
      You are not definitely an ugly guy, since you seem to have very good luck getting dates. There is just something there which prevents you from going to the second base.

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      • Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
        I'm at a loss. I wish we could help him.
        We could take up a collection to get him a hooker.

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        • Originally posted by Oncle Boris View Post
          Albie might be manlier than we can imagine.

          I have a friend, and this information is 100% attested, who has a *huge* 12-incher.
          You *personally* attest 100% to this information?

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          • Oncle Boris clearly saw the dude's ****.

            He's French Canadian so that makes sense.
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • She was a HE?

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              • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                Oncle Boris clearly saw the dude's ****.

                He's French Canadian so that makes sense.
                might have been a rectal measure

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                • ****ing Alpert and his lack of details!
                  “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                  "Capitalism ho!"

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                  • Originally posted by Zoetstofzoetje View Post
                    You *personally* attest 100% to this information?
                    Of course. You never see your buddies' dicks?
                    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                    • Originally posted by Oncle Boris View Post
                      Of course. You never see your buddies' dicks?
                      no.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                        no.
                        Temptation is where you distinguish the truly manly from teh ghey. Are you afraid of taking the test?
                        In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                        • There's really no non-gay reason to have seen your buddies' dicks after your team sports playing days are over.

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                          • Erect, no less. He described it as a huge 12-incher. I think (I hope) it's safe to assume that's 12 inches erect.
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • Quebec guys know how to erect a personality.
                              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                              • Originally posted by Oncle Boris View Post
                                Of course. You never see your buddies' dicks?
                                No. Drake is totally correct.
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                                ){ :|:& };:

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