Children are little ****bags who should be used for baynet practice.

[a.kitman]

you could just have scooped it up whit a bucket or something. but oh no you hade to run around and cry like a little girl on the internet. you do realise they drained the entire pool for little weaklings like yourself right?

[Dinner]

Yes.

[David Floyd]

1) Being like it in real life isn't a defence.
2) You've changed since I met you too, entirely for the worse. It's sad.
3) Racism isn't funny.
4) People who have been the victim of racism, which will include virtually everyone of a minority, especially don't find it funny.
4a) It's utterly ridiculous to think any person should be expected to find racist abuse aimed at their ethnicity funny.
4b) Using racism to troll is utterly pathetic.
4c) Making racist comments is not acceptable based on our current policy. I know we don't do much moderation but if posters keep abusing that rule we'll ban them.
5) Pathetic.
6) Whether we think you really believe it or not is irrelevant. We know you believe making racist slurs with the intention to upset people is funny. Which is reprehensible.
7) Other posters also post here for their own entertainment value. They should not be expected to suffer racist abuse when they come here.
7a) One of the few things you 'care about' is WWII? Get a life.
8) I apologise for you turning into a pretty despicable person. I apologise you don't have more respect for yourself or other people. I apologise you don't have a better sense of humour.

Any questions?

Yawn. 1/10. It was almost like you were judging me rather than trying to be funny. Oh, wait - you were! ****, I forgot - this place is real life where **** matters! Not only should I care what you think, you should care enough to voice your opinion! ****, never mind, this isn't real life - it's the Interwebs! This all comes down to me mocking Albie because, bottom line, he has skin that is so thin you can probably see through it. Which, by the way, will probably not help him in a Marine barracks, but I digress. If you think I'm actually racist, you're wrong. If you think I care more about people's feelings than a cheap laugh, you're also wrong. And if you think that I'm not perfectly OK with it being thrown back at me, you are wrong again.

Let me just recap this:

Albie goes WAY over the top overreacting to Oerdin saying that the people who lay his tile (or whatever) are Mexicans. I make a ****ing joke about him being Arab in the post 9/11 US. He makes a comment about having a security clearance. I respond by comparing him to ****ing JULIUS ROSENBERG and LEE HARVEY OSWALD! And yes, then I made a sand ****** reference, because I knew it would provoke a response. The only response he should have made was something along the lines of either "STFU" or "Haha, very funny *insert witty comback here*". Sadly, he did neither of those things.

Of course, I knew what his reaction would be, hence the reason I did it. Jesus ****ing Christ, are you people serious? You can call me every name in the book, racial, whatever, but God forbid I say something even slightly un-PC. Get a ****ing life.

[Guynemer]

STFU.

[loinburger]

This site's moderation policies are insane. We went from having threads arbitrarily deleted and posters arbitrarily banned ("My magical mirror says that this poster is a DL") to allowing racist insults directed at other posters. There's got to be a happy medium somewhere.

[Pax]

David,
The internet is the real world. It can be used as a record in a court of law. People lose jobs over things that happen over the internet. 20 years from now someone will be able to come back and read your comments. This is not a civilization game.
I understand that you used to be quiet and reserved now you're OUTSPOKEN. Well, I know what you are going through. I used to be very quiet also and it didn't help me with the ladies so I started drinking a lot and running my mouth a lot until I got into all kinds of trouble. I grew up and now I'm comfortable in my own skin so I don't need to do or say things for attention anymore. I just want you to know that IT GETS BETTER. When you grow up and discover that you don't have to be obnoxious and people will like you for who you are.

[Egbert]

David,

Adding to the comments by Pax. Neither you nor I take comments on the Internet seriously but a lot of other people do. For some people, perhaps, the internet is a large part of their world. There is a flesh and blood person standing behind a user name. This is not intended as a criticism by any means.

[SlowwHand]

It just dawned on me that I could report Oerdin to the FBI for this thread.

Oerdin, I have your life in my hands and the need to clamp down is overcoming me.

[David Floyd]

My point is, when I compare someone to Julius Rosenberg and Lee Harvey Oswald, and they don't pick up on the fact that I'm pretty much having a joke at their expense, then they are an idiot.

[Tuberski]

BK called you a leper.

ACK!

[Dr Strangelove]

BTW they drained the whole pool and refilled it. No more poopy in the pool.

Though I do have to wonder if that's not a bit wasteful given that it is an olympic sized pool and this is a dry climate. Isn't there some sort of chemical treatment or extra strong filtering they could have done?

I'm pretty sure your local health department requires the pool draining.

[Dr Strangelove]

BK called you a leper.

ACK!

Real Christians are supposed to love lepers. Real Christians are supposed to heal lepers.

[Ben Kenobi]

So, you are saying I'm a Muslim as well? Having been in Muslim Countries and actually hearing it, it is beautiful.

Were you raised in one? The only evidence I've seen for him being Christian is Rev. Wright, and he tossed Wright under the bus for some of the things that he said about America. He was raised and educated in Indonesia, and only returned stateside for college.

[Ben Kenobi]

More reason for the Catholic Crusader Ben to hate an entire religion, I guess.

You can also have 4 wives too, but that's politically incorrect. Short way of looking at it is that they both have ideas of marriage, but they have nothing to do with one another. Christians see marriage as a union of a man and woman together for life. Two become one flesh.

[Al B. Sure!]

Even if he is a Muslim (which he clearly 100% is not), why does it make a difference? There were plenty of Americans going ape**** about Kennedy being a Catholic and yet it didn't make a difference in retrospect.