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I was not thinking straight.
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"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Here's another tip: Never slide your credit card in the dancer's ass crack. The fees are outrageous.
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And the bouncer will kill you after the dancers stomp your grapes.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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On the plus side, I just made about 9 new friends last night. I bought a private dance for every single one of those ****ers, apparently."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Never let a drunk Canadian carry lots of cash and an ATM card.
****ing kindness kills."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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And not one of them will give you a bj. Expensive new hobby you have there, almost like you're dating a girl.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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I'm fairly sure one of them would, actually. He set off my gaydar and got increasingly touchy-feely as the night went on.
But I figured it would be wrong to hook up with one of my brother's friends at his bachelor party.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I cannot become a 25 year old virgin retroactively, Alby.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
Asher is turning into me!
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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That'll teach you!Originally posted by Asher View PostNever let a drunk Canadian carry lots of cash and an ATM card.
****ing kindness kills.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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In other gay news, this happened:
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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I'm coming to Calgary end of August. Drinks are on me if the strip club is on you.Originally posted by Asher View PostThey must've been following the money.
Everyone else there was a grad student and dirt poor, I am essentially working a couple jobs and am currently dealing with a bunch of extra cash laying around. I was also ****ing smashed and I'm a VERY KIND drunk which meant I was a bit too generous.
None of them probably bought the "I'm gay" line. People don't usually believe it.
I thought I only spent $200 but I apparently used the ATM machine at the strip club (which took 10%! ****) to pull out another $200. ****ing hell.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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If the strip club is on me, I'll pick the strip club...
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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You didn't notice? I'm going to assume it's because you were too drunk and tip-happy.Originally posted by Asher View PostComment
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Didn't notice what? Arousals?
I wasn't exactly looking."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Right so you were looking at strippers' vaginas instead of your male companions' penises. If this was law and order cross examination, music would play and the jury would stare at their feet because the magnitude of the bull**** coming out of the witness' mouth would be so great that the writers could simply leave it unsaid. Jack Mccoy would not even need to spit on everyone with his exasperated slobber like some kind of mental incompetent trying to make the point that had already been made for him
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