Stripper ettiquette

[Asher]

I was forced to endure one strip dance thing for like 4 whole minutes and it was close to the most painful esxperience of my life

I think it's cause I was Canadian cause i felt bad for the chick. I wanted her to think I was into it but ****, it was just awkward. She kept apologizing that I wasnt allowed to go "downtown" and it was all i could do to contain myself from laughing. i was permitted free roam above the equator but never touched her aside from moving her cause she was putting my leg to sleep

The girl that was there was more into it than I was.

[Asher]

Also, I felt vaguely racist whenever black chicks came by and propositioned for a dance. Ialmost wanted to say YES just for affirmative action or whatever. I had reverse racism guilt or something
I'm a terible person.

[Al B. Sure!]

You know, I've been thinking. The whole women are dumb and men make so much more sense might be very true and is a good thing about the whole gay thing... but women are far more physically appealing than men. Who wants men for their bodies?

It's like what Elaine said on Seinfeld: "The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."

[Asher]

You know, I've been thinking. The whole women are dumb and men make so much more sense might be very true and is a good thing about the whole gay thing... but women are far more physically appealing than men. Who wants men for their bodies?

It's like what Elaine said on Seinfeld: "The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."

but this is just not true

The prostate is in a place only another man could hit. It's the male gspot

God was trying to tell us something

Female bodies are just not attractive. random lumps of fat -- wtf? flaps of skin over the orifices, wtf/ bleeding, wtf? just, wtf.

Excessive fat also. men are far more lean.

[Al B. Sure!]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die

[DRoseDARs]

Thes thraede

[Dinner]

Strippers are attracted to $20s like a fly to **** so if you were throwing around cash then they thought they had an easy mark. Even if you don't flash cash they'll still proposition you left and right. It's much better to sit around, don't tip the obvious sharks, and then toss out a $100 bill when one does something innocent like bring you a drink. That keeps the sharks guessing and rewards the poor drink girl. Either way though strip clubs are a total ripe off. I haven't been to one in years.

[Barnabas]

What about the female butt, you didn't like it either? The same disgust as with tits?

Women have much better bottocks/rearends/butts/ass than men, nd doing them is much cleaner too

[Dinner]

**** comes out of both so how is it cleaner?

[Zevico]

Why is it that Asher sounds hilarious and Oerdin sounds like an embittered mysogynist taking out his rage on woman/stripper kind one post at a time?
Stay away from the guns Oerdin...

[Barnabas]

**** comes out of both so how is it cleaner?

Not from pussies, and the butt cheeks are much les hairy, I meant the general area with butt, not only the poop hole, you perv

[ZEE]

i approve of this thrade

[Flubber]

i approve of this thrade

I am sure asher is relieved-- after all whatever would he do if you did not approve?

[Flubber]

Oh and while I adore women's breasts, I hate strip clubs and have not been in years and years. Its all so fake and obvious. The trade of "sex" for money is rarely more blatant. The girl is totally into you for the 4 minutes that your 20 bucks buy but as soon as that dance is over , she is gone since there is another 20 just a few feet away

I would get far more of a sexual thrill from an honest flirtation with a clothed woman in any normal setting

[Flubber]

but this is just not true

The prostate is in a place only another man could hit. It's the male gspot

God was trying to tell us something

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Is this your confession to being a "bottom"?