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  • #46
    Asher is racist against Bears
    I need a foot massage

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    • #47
      #1 threat to America is always Bears.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Asher View Post
        No. Just dealing with FACTS here.


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        Asher

        I had no intent to insult you. Its just that you were raving about how the prostate is a man's g-spot and how other men are uniquely designed to stimulate it ect etc. Its only logical that you would be experiencing the wonderful sex acts about which you rave so vehemently
        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Asher View Post
          #1 threat to America is always Bears.
          Especially panda bears.
          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Flubber View Post
            Asher

            I had no intent to insult you. Its just that you were raving about how the prostate is a man's g-spot and how other men are uniquely designed to stimulate it ect etc. Its only logical that you would be experiencing the wonderful sex acts about which you rave so vehemently
            I'm a generous man. I like to give and make other people happy.

            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Kuciwalker View Post
              That's just sad.
              I know. It's not fair. What do I have this body of an Adonis for if women are repulsed by me? I guess the military will make use of it.

              as for the always going to strip clubs and staring at dicks...

              Was this a joke or real?
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #52
                Let's look at it from the stripper's POV, if it hasn't already been done.

                Asher tells them he's Gay. This likely brought to mind two possible scenarios.
                A) Asher isn't really Gay. Why is he saying that he is?
                or
                B) Asher is Gay, yet he's throwing money at female strippers.

                In either case, they must wonder WTF. Throw into the mix the fact that many strippers are lesbian, and couldn't care less about Asher's persuasions regarding sex.
                Bottom-line? The girls made a killing on yet another night.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                  as for the always going to strip clubs and staring at dicks...

                  Was this a joke or real?
                  bahahahahahahahahahaha
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                  ){ :|:& };:

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                  • #54
                    You'd think livin' in da 'hood would make him wise, yo.
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by DRoseDARs View Post
                      You'd think livin' in da 'hood would make him wise, yo.
                      Have you seen Kuci? There's definite homo something going on there. And all through college he lived with multiple gay partners guys
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #56


                        oh christ
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                        ){ :|:& };:

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                        • #57
                          Well, you know what they say...
                          Indifference is Bliss

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                            I know. It's not fair. What do I have this body of an Adonis for if women are repulsed by me? I guess the military will make use of it.
                            Seriously, it is sad. You gotta do something about it.

                            I don't even LIKE BREASTS and I've seen and felt more of them in the past year than you have in a lifetime. FIX THIS.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                              Let's look at it from the stripper's POV, if it hasn't already been done.

                              Asher tells them he's Gay. This likely brought to mind two possible scenarios.
                              A) Asher isn't really Gay. Why is he saying that he is?
                              or
                              B) Asher is Gay, yet he's throwing money at female strippers.

                              In either case, they must wonder WTF. Throw into the mix the fact that many strippers are lesbian, and couldn't care less about Asher's persuasions regarding sex.
                              Bottom-line? The girls made a killing on yet another night.
                              They must've been following the money.

                              Everyone else there was a grad student and dirt poor, I am essentially working a couple jobs and am currently dealing with a bunch of extra cash laying around. I was also ****ing smashed and I'm a VERY KIND drunk which meant I was a bit too generous.

                              None of them probably bought the "I'm gay" line. People don't usually believe it.

                              I thought I only spent $200 but I apparently used the ATM machine at the strip club (which took 10%! ****) to pull out another $200. ****ing hell.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #60
                                You used the club ATM? What are you, stupid? Serves you right!
                                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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