Stripper ettiquette

[Elok]

I actually always thought of strip clubs as vaguely homoerotic even if the dancers are women. The closest I've ever been to that kind of experience was at a sleepover party where a bunch of other twelve-year-old boys decided to watch Rosemary's Baby (the entire damned thing) for the like five minutes where apparently Mia Farrow has sex with Satan. I opted out and hung out in another room. They assumed I was a goody-goody who refused to watch naughty movies. Really, though, I was as interested in women without clothes as any other straight kid that age; it's that guys getting aroused in close proximity creeps me the **** out. There's this reinforcing effect going on. If I want to look at porn, I'll look at it privately, thank you.

[Barnabas]

True

All "straight" DP movies are secret gay movies

Things touch that are not meant to touch

[Ming]

HOWEVER: at one fine establishment I had a stripper BUY ME A GLASS OF WHISKY. Is this unprecedented?

Nahhh... just good business. If you were tossing around money, it's in their best interest to make sure you were "happy" and continued to be

When I used to entertain business clients (back in the days when expense accounts weren't disected by financial types) we used to always do what the clients wanted, and many wanted to go to strip clubs when they came to the "big city". Since I was the one with the expense account, I was like you.. throwing a lot of money around on behalf of my clients. It would be rare if I wasn't given a few free drinks in the process...

[Kuciwalker]

No

That's just sad.

[Kuciwalker]

Asher, I sympathize with you. I'm always going to gay strip clubs and staring at men's cocks and telling myself "oh how uninteresting this is".

[Guynemer]

General rule of thumb: all strippers are butterfaces, at best.

[Jon Miller]

Really, though, I was as interested in women without clothes as any other straight kid that age; it's that guys getting aroused in close proximity creeps me the **** out. There's this reinforcing effect going on. If I want to look at porn, I'll look at it privately, thank you.

True.

JM

[N35t0r]

Asher


Also:

but this is just not true

The prostate is in a place only another man could hit. It's the male gspot

God was trying to tell us something

Pegging

[Kitschum]

True

All "straight" DP movies are secret gay movies

Things touch that are not meant to touch

I think that's wrong. DP scenes (who watches entire porn movies?) are just the porn variant of the buddy movie.

[Solomwi]

General rule of thumb: all strippers are butterfaces, at best.

Strippers have faces? Huh, never noticed.

[C0ckney]

I think that's wrong. DP scenes (who watches entire porn movies?) are just the porn variant of the buddy movie.

[Asher]

Asher, I sympathize with you. I'm always going to gay strip clubs and staring at men's cocks and telling myself "oh how uninteresting this is".

What the ****. I've never been to a gay strip club, and you always go?

[Asher]

Is this your confession to being a "bottom"?

No. Just dealing with FACTS here.

I actually always thought of strip clubs as vaguely homoerotic even if the dancers are women. The closest I've ever been to that kind of experience was at a sleepover party where a bunch of other twelve-year-old boys decided to watch Rosemary's Baby (the entire damned thing) for the like five minutes where apparently Mia Farrow has sex with Satan. I opted out and hung out in another room. They assumed I was a goody-goody who refused to watch naughty movies. Really, though, I was as interested in women without clothes as any other straight kid that age; it's that guys getting aroused in close proximity creeps me the **** out. There's this reinforcing effect going on. If I want to look at porn, I'll look at it privately, thank you.

I'm so glad I never even considered this. I was at the club with my brother and all of his engineer friends from grad school, this thought would've induced vomiting.

[-Jrabbit]

Not to be preachy, Asher, but for someone who demands acceptance of your sexual preference from all and sundry, you're pretty intolerant of others.

Nice of you to subject yourself to it on behalf of your brother though.

[Asher]

Not to be preachy, Asher, but for someone who demands acceptance of your sexual preference from all and sundry, you're pretty intolerant of others.

Nice of you to subject yourself to it on behalf of your brother though.

I don't tolerate people very well in general.
I accept them though.