Apologies to BK. You were right about gay marriages.

[Ben Kenobi]

Don't be shy, ben. Tell us about your gay experience.

I had a gay landlord, who didn't understand concepts like privacy.

[Ben Kenobi]

He chooses not to be gay, so he is just a virgin for life.

You presume many things about my life that you have no clue about.

I've dated plenty of nice gals. Just haven't gotten married yet. Hopefully soon though.

[Asher]

I can't hear anything you're saying over the loudness of your homosexuality.

[Ben Kenobi]

That's counting from when that Jewish fellow who's teachings you claim to follow allegedly existed. Those of us who still honour the spirits of the land and sky predate you by a long way. Your "Genesis" myth has no relevance to us.

Hmm, perhaps. I don't know very much about the Shamans and how long they've existed.

[Ben Kenobi]

'We' call it marriage. You do not have to see gays wed in your church. Get over it.

Actually, you've been trying damn hard to force us to. How about leaving us alone and not trying to book receptions/etc? That would be nice. How about leaving our Catholic schools be as well?

You can call it marriage, sure. You can call it whatever you want to call it. Doesn't make it so. You can call an elephant a mouse and vice versa too. Reality says something different though.

[Ben Kenobi]

The girl in Ben's avatar is a hottie. Who is she?

Not sure which Icon. She's Mary.

[giblets]

You can call it marriage, sure. You can call it whatever you want to call it. Doesn't make it so. You can call an elephant a mouse and vice versa too. Reality says something different though.

Ben should take this message to heart, and stop trying to tell himself he's straight.

[loinburger]

It's not hard. Christians believe in what Christ teaches. You, sadly, do not. Why not be honest?

I didn't realize Jesus had so much to say about hating fags.

"But Saint Whoever hated the gays, and Saint Whoever is pretty much equivalent to Jesus what with being the son of God and rising from the dead and not being a complete ******* and all that jazz!!!" Fun fact: everybody in the Bible is actually Jesus. (Or at least, everybody in the Bible who hates fags is actually Jesus.)

[Wiglaf]

To be clear, that is NOT Mary in Ben's avatar. I took a course in college that confirmed Mary, like Athena, was actually black, making the birth of Jesus either very magical or very confusing?

[loinburger]

The white race began when God changed Mary into a white woman. Yes, that means that Jesus spread his seed far and wide in order to further the white race.

[Wiglaf]

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't Mary honored during Black History Month? If so that further strengthens the claim.

[C0ckney]

wiggy, that's just the propaganda they fed you on your black history and womyn's studies masters.

[Wiglaf]

I am sorry but it only strengthened my faith in the Transubstantiation. If God can make a white Jewish man from the sex of a honkey carpenter and a black virgin, it becomes less of a stretch to think he can make bread into impossibly thin wafers

[Imran Siddiqui]

I can't hear anything you're saying over the loudness of your homosexuality.

[fetustoast]

How about leaving us alone

Why don't you take your own advice?

Jesus was a Jew and an Arab.