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  • #31
    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    Still waiting.

    Want to get married first.

    Congrats JM, I owe you an apology. It's not easy to wait!
    I made it through the wilderness
    Somehow I made it through
    Didnt know how lost I was
    Until I found you

    I was beat incomplete
    Id been had, I was sad and blue
    But you made me feel
    Yeah, you made me feel
    Shiny and new

    Chorus:

    Like a virgin
    Touched for the very first time
    Like a virgin
    When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
    Next to mine

    Gonna give you all my love, boy
    My fear is fading fast
    Been saving it all for you
    cause only love can last

    Youre so fine and youre mine
    Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
    Oh your love thawed out
    Yeah, your love thawed out
    What was scared and cold

    (chorus)

    Oooh, oooh, oooh

    Youre so fine and youre mine
    Ill be yours till the end of time
    cause you made me feel
    Yeah, you made me feel
    Ive nothing to hide

    (chorus)

    Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
    Like a virgin
    Feels so good inside
    When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Ooh, baby
    Cant you hear my heart beat
    For the very first time?
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • #32
      Originally posted by MrFun View Post
      I lost my virginity at age twenty-one. If oral sex does not count, then I REALLY lost it at age twenty-two.
      Oh, wow...
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #33
        Ugh. Madonna!
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
          Ugh. Madonna!
          You have a lot in common according to her.
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Asher View Post
            Oh, wow...
            what a story, what a story
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by MrFun View Post
              what a story, what a story

              Did you have a woman before that?
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Wernazuma III View Post
                Sounds like an interesting story there.
                Oh yes, a fantastic and delightful story!

                Short version: My girlfriend and I were both virgins and she was scared about losing her virginity to another virgin so she had sex with my older brother first. We had an open relationship, so there wasn't anything technically wrong with her doing that, but she did try to hide it from me until I confronted her about it. I forgave her (and then eventually had sex with her) because I had hidden the fact that I was in love with my bestfriend. Oh what a tangled web we weave...
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #38
                  19, unless counting 3rd bases, then 19.
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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                  • #39
                    15 for me, if we're keeping track.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                      Oh yes, a fantastic and delightful story!

                      Short version: My girlfriend and I were both virgins and she was scared about losing her virginity to another virgin so she had sex with my older brother first. We had an open relationship, so there wasn't anything technically wrong with her doing that, but she did try to hide it from me until I confronted her about it. I forgave her (and then eventually had sex with her) because I had hidden the fact that I was in love with my bestfriend. Oh what a tangled web we weave...
                      Male or female bestfriend?

                      Also, your older brother had sex with her? That's kind of despicable
                      .
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by asher View Post
                        also, your older brother had sex with her? That's kind of despicable
                        qft
                        bleh

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Asher View Post
                          Male or female bestfriend?
                          Female. The one I occasionally ***** about on here.

                          Also, your older brother had sex with her? That's kind of despicable
                          .
                          Yup. And for some reason, I still talk to both of them. I live with my brother and the ex is one of my closest friends.
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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                          • #43
                            You have a lot in common according to her.
                            Umm ok.

                            I'm not doing Kabbalah. I think it's part of the Occult.
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #44
                              19, at university, to the first girl I ever loved (though this wasn't the case at the time ). She ended up screwing me over and 10 years later, I'm still just a little bitter.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by DrSpike View Post
                                19, at university, to the first girl I ever loved (though this wasn't the case at the time ). She ended up screwing me over and 10 years later, I'm still just a little bitter.
                                I know the feeling. 35 years after being screwed over, and I still have bitter feelings.

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