Lost items department: Your virginity

[Lorizael]

Lost my virginity at age 17 to my first girlfriend. It was probably a mistake, considering the circumstances surrounding the act. But if I hadn't lost my virginity to her, I'd probably still be a virgin at 23, so who knows.

[Riesstiu IV]

Does birth count? That is kind of like fisting or something.

[Wiglaf]

13. You know that turf they have at playgrounds? Don't tell Jessica but I was doing that more than ever.

[Wernazuma III]

Lost my virginity at age 17 to my first girlfriend. It was probably a mistake, considering the circumstances surrounding the act. But if I hadn't lost my virginity to her, I'd probably still be a virgin at 23, so who knows.

Sounds like an interesting story there.

I lost my virginity at the age of 20, to a Romanian girl whom my 9 years elder brother couldn't score with. He never found out. It was only one hot night though. And she really had to write a big sign "Screw me" before I understood. Hell, how insecure do you have to be not to understand "I feel a bit lonely, do you want to lay here beside me for a while."

Anyway, I managed to father a child after maybe 30 ****s in my life...

[Kidlicious]

17. Seduced by my aunt in law.

[Darius871]

So you lost it at 20 then? Was that a college experience for you?

That's just an arbitrary number, though it was 18 for me.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

17 years old, and to my girlfriend of the time. I had failed my driving test that day, and she thought I needed cheering up.

Probably the best 30 seconds of my life, though I don't recommend the passenger seat of a Fiat Uno as a great location for that sort of thing.

[Kuciwalker]

Oh, and 17 here.

[Darius871]

Come on, it's the 21st century and God's been dead for two generations; ergo, anybody with a pulse can get laid at least once. At this point there's no excuse to retain virginity past 20.

You're an idiot on so many levels.

Tell me specifically where I'm wrong then sweetcheeks. Note that I didn't say anyone should lose their virginity that quickly, but rather that with minimal effort (i.e. by using copious amounts of alcohol, or by finding your run-of-the-mill slut or man-whore) anyone can get laid if they want to, which doesn't necessarily mean with a supermodel.

How else do you explain why so many fat and/or ugly people manage to conceive offpsring day after day after day? Slip and fall accidents?

[Guynemer]

15, though that episode did not go to completion; first true intercourse, all the way to the excellent finale, was 19.

[Krill]

In that case, a lot of gays are total virgins.

DNFtT! Oh well...obvious exceptions etc etc.

[SlowwHand]

Tell me specifically where I'm wrong then sweetcheeks. Note that I didn't say anyone should lose their virginity that quickly, but rather that with minimal effort (i.e. by using copious amounts of alcohol, or by finding your run-of-the-mill slut or man-whore) anyone can get laid if they want to, which doesn't necessarily mean with a supermodel.

How else do you explain why so many fat and/or ugly people manage to conceive offpsring day after day after day? Slip and fall accidents?

Sweetcheeks? You just made me blush.

[Ben Kenobi]

Still waiting.

Want to get married first.

Congrats JM, I owe you an apology. It's not easy to wait!

[GePap]

I lost mine at twenty.

[Imran Siddiqui]

20, to my first really serious girlfriend. At my dorm room (gotta like a roommate who goes up to NYC for the weekends).