Lost items department: Your virginity

[Alinestra Covelia]

Virginity talk goes here. Do you still have it? Did it fall by the wayside? If so, how did you lose it and when? Do you wish you still had it? Do you wish you'd lost it earlier?

What pearls of wisdom would you leave behind for the generations to come after you?

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(This entire thread is a banana option so don't worry.)

[Darius871]

Come on, it's the 21st century and God's been dead for two generations; ergo, anybody with a pulse can get laid at least once. At this point there's no excuse to retain virginity past 20.

[Alinestra Covelia]

So you lost it at 20 then? Was that a college experience for you?

[-Jrabbit]

Freshman year of college, fall of 1971. Summer girlfriend came down to visit. Went to my first major rock concert - Jethro Tull - together, then went back to my dorm room to make out. Or so I thought. She was not a virgin and definitely took the lead. Well, the first time, heh.

Oh, and it was my 18th birthday. Good times.

Pearl of wisdom: Go to college, kids. Education is important!

[Kuciwalker]

What pearls of wisdom would you leave behind for the generations to come after you?

Cars suck. Just get your gf over when your parents aren't, and it's a lot more fun.

[SlowwHand]

Come on, it's the 21st century and God's been dead for two generations; ergo, anybody with a pulse can get laid at least once. At this point there's no excuse to retain virginity past 20.

You're an idiot on so many levels.

[MrFun]

I lost my virginity at age twenty-one. If oral sex does not count, then I REALLY lost it at age twenty-two.

[SlowwHand]

It counts unless you're Bill Clinton.

[MrFun]

ah ha

[Krill]

Oral sex doesn't count...

16 here, and I have to second Kucis statement that cars suck...

[Jon Miller]

Still a virgin, looking for the right girl.

JM

[SlowwHand]

Oral sex doesn't count...

16 here, and I have to second Kucis statement that cars suck...

Oral what? But it doesn't count as sex. Congrats, Bill. You screwed over the minds of at least most of an entire generation.

[Q Classic]

I believe I lost it at 20, if we're considering anything more than oral ministrations. If we include that, around 17.

[Krill]

Oral what? But it doesn't count as sex. Congrats, Bill. You screwed over the minds of at least most of an entire generation.

OK, I should rephrase that; it counts as sex (my bad), but when someone talks about losing ones virginity, one normally is not refering to anal or oral sex.

[Q Classic]

OK, I should rephrase that; it counts as sex (my bad), but when someone talks about losing ones virginity, one normally is not refering to anal or oral sex.

In that case, a lot of gays are total virgins.