A thoroughly unpleasant experience...

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
God bless the NHS. We have the most violent, loutish women in the world, and it's all at the taxpayers expense .

[Mercator]

Oh, Whaleboy, congratulations! You're now a qualified chav.

[Whaleboy]

Hurrah!

[Mercator]

Oh, and wouldn't Whalegirl have been perfect for you?

Gaaah! I'm sorry, I can't stop!

[Whaleboy]

Methinks I should have pointed her in the direction of the whale-raping abomination that is Laz

[Zoid]

Re: A thoroughly unpleasant experience...

Originally posted by Whaleboy
I've just been on the worst date of my entire LIFE!!!

I'd been hitting it off with a chick called Rebecca; she's 23 so a bit older than me, very clever, very attractive, just my kinda girl. We went to a bar, two drinks and she was vomiting like a penguin so I left. Unfortunately, before she started hugging the toilet, we met one of her friends, Sara. I left the bar and went to another. Sara followed me .

This girl was fugly. We're not talking your run-of-the-mill "OMFG I would rather be castrated with a red hot, blunt chisel than hit it with you", we're talking elephant with proteus syndrome ugly. The elephant thing isn't far off, she was HUGE as well, easily over 6 feet tall, built like canary wharf! I was thinking to myself that I had to come up with a damn good excuse otherwise she'd beat me up.

With retrospect, I probably should have just said sorry, we're not clicking, I gotta go; and just walk out. Unfortunately I'm too much of a gentleman to be honest, so I strung it out, she kept ordering drinks on MY tab ( ). Eventually she went to the toilet so I set the alarm on my phone to go off in 10 minutes.

She got back, my phone went off, and I said that I had to go, "my dad's had a heart attack I have to catch a train to London". I thought that would be the end of it but no, she actually wanted to walk me to the train station (about half a mile from where we were) . I mean, how the hell do you get out of something like that? I guess I should have been "cruel to be kind" earlier in the evening. What would be an appropriately incisive thing to say in such a situation.

Now I live in a suburb about 3 or 4 miles south of Northampton, getting back would have been a nightmare and considering that she'd been raping my overdraft enough that evening, I wasn't about to get a taxi, so I bought a ticket to Milton Keynes, and took the bus back up to Northampton which passes close to where I live. £2 cheaper than a taxi .

I feel so socially inept .

That´s a classic Seinfeld moment if I ever saw one...

Btw Whaleboy, I thought you were gay?

[Whaleboy]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
Bi, or as some have suggested, greedy

[Zoid]

Shame on me for not reading the whole thread. I was just about to delete that last sentence...

[Ben Kenobi]

No ya didnt.. You certainly were in better shape then i was after that night

Good times. I can't say I was in very good shape either. Hard enough just to find the car again.

[Ben Kenobi]

we wil have to do that again with us taking a room up there and inviting tiamat and spouse, that way tuber can actually drink a few. As far as the getting ya a drunk chick well tia and i might be able to find ya one ur deal after we find her

Yeah, yall should try to get together again for another Austin polymeet. Shame I wouldn't be able to make it.

[Ben Kenobi]

DF's a fun drunk! He's a hoot when you get him going.

Yep, we had a pretty good time chatting back and forth, I had just enough to start feeling it and get nice and loose.

[Tiamat]

An Austin meet would be cool, maybe this summer or sooner.

[Apocalypse]

I feel bad about not making it to the last one...how about late May? (college doesn't get out until the 16th and I probably will go to a wedding on the 20th)

[David Floyd]

Sure, works for me. Eat some food, I suggest sushi this time around, then get some heavy drinking done!

[Mrs. Tuberski]

That works for us too except the sushi part cause if i came near that suff i will be doing exactly what wb's date did and i dont mean the fat ugly one following him around all night.