A thoroughly unpleasant experience...

[David Floyd]

Yep, more power to ya

[Tiamat]

None taken DF we go to far back.....but IIRC she only had two drinks. See to me, and of course I could be wrong, but two drinks and puking would indicate to me that something else was going wrong like bad food previously or medication or she's just a light weight. She could have an extremely low tolerance for the drink but wanted to impress whaleboy.

If she had been drinking all night or had 5 to 7 drinks then puked that's understandable but 2.....somethings amiss.

Have you even contacted her to see if she made it home ok or if she's even alive?

[David Floyd]

True, but I don't think that's the point. I'm just agreeing that in my experience, which is a bit more than it was back in the day, women don't go for the "nice guy" routine all that often.

You're right, something may have been wrong, but Whaleboy taking care of her wouldn't have been an automatic "in", IMO.

[MRT144]

Originally posted by David Floyd
Yep, more power to ya

but you know that im not happy with that uncanny ability to bed *****es. i want something of substance with a person of substance and thats still a long way off.

[Tiamat]

Ahhhh so you don't go in for the rummpy pummpy then.

[MRT144]

Originally posted by David Floyd
True, but I don't think that's the point. I'm just agreeing that in my experience, which is a bit more than it was back in the day, women don't go for the "nice guy" routine all that often.

You're right, something may have been wrong, but Whaleboy taking care of her wouldn't have been an automatic "in", IMO.

i would have taken care of her back to my hovel of mirrors and sex toys.

[David Floyd]

i would have taken care of her back to my hovel of mirrors and sex toys.

Now seems an appropriate time to share a story.

About 6 months ago, my roommate and I go downtown, to 6th St. We are getting pretty drunk, and are bar hopping. Midway through the night, we walk into a bar, order a beer, and notice two incredibly drunk girls dancing on the bar, doing shots, etc. They seem to be by themselves, but before we can go talk to them, one of them, the drunker one, comes over and starts hitting on me. OK, cool.

I order us shots, but the bartender cuts them off. I'm drunk enough to say "**** it", and take them to another bar, where all the bar staff are my friends and I know they'll get served. I'm sure you see where this is going.

So, we do a couple more shots, have a couple more beers, and the girl hitting on me, by this point, is grinding up against me, virtually having sex with me standing up in the bar. I'm drunk, so I may have "inadvertently", grabbed and pull out certain of her body parts. She was into it, though, as was the rest of the bar.

Turns out these two girls were in from another city, and staying in a hotel. My friend and I generously offer to take them back to their hotel room. We get up to the room, and start to have a good time. Unfortunately, about 10 minutes into it, the girl with me starts throwing up. On the bed, on her clothes, on me. She makes it to the bathroom, stays in there for 10 minutes, comes out, and passes out in her own puke on the bed.

Meanwhile, I get to listen to my friend ****ing the other girl. I, of course, don't get an invite to join in. We leave as soon as they are done, and my friend walks out with a real ****-eating grin on his face, laughing his ass off.

Yeah, very funny. Lesson learned, when a bartender cuts a girl off, and she already seems ready to sleep with you, just go back to her hotel. Save the drinks for another night, when you may actually have to buy drinks to get laid.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

sorry gals if i was a guy id have run out on the puking to. As a girl dating how many would stick around to se e if the shrimp he ate was sour?? I dont think i would cause i have been burned by way to many **** faces. now as far as entertaining the other chick if i wasnt interested i would and have done what wb did only in my circumstances i made a point that the guy couldnt follow me. Course this was back in the day when i wasnt married...
I like to say i am not a shallow person but if i am going out id liek to think my date would be able to hold their cookies for more then 2 drinks

[David Floyd]

Yeah, if my date can't handle a couple shots, then I know I can't get her drunk enough to want to sleep with me, so what's the point??

[MRT144]

that is pretty funny and at least you have good story out of it.

[David Floyd]

Yeah that's sorta what I think

[Mrs. Tuberski]

is it me or is the young inexperienced drinkers that dont know how to stop?? After many nights of being on that ride the goes round and round while drunk I have chosen not to do that anymore. I have point were i know i need to stop. Course I am a happy drunk anyway so i guess thats all it is.

[David Floyd]

Hey, I can handle my drinks. That day y'all came down I didn't even puke once!

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
is it me or is the young inexperienced drinkers that dont know how to stop?? After many nights of being on that ride the goes round and round while drunk I have chosen not to do that anymore. I have point were i know i need to stop. Course I am a happy drunk anyway so i guess thats all it is.

i swear i didnt think i was that drunk until the 3rd shot and half the 3rd beer, and then it just overtook me.

[Winston]

This incredible story could still have a happy ending, if the clever girl retaliates by arranging for the giant girl to beat Whaleboy up - preferably in public.