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  • A thoroughly unpleasant experience...

    I've just been on the worst date of my entire LIFE!!!

    I'd been hitting it off with a chick called Rebecca; she's 23 so a bit older than me, very clever, very attractive, just my kinda girl. We went to a bar, two drinks and she was vomiting like a penguin so I left. Unfortunately, before she started hugging the toilet, we met one of her friends, Sara. I left the bar and went to another. Sara followed me .

    This girl was fugly. We're not talking your run-of-the-mill "OMFG I would rather be castrated with a red hot, blunt chisel than hit it with you", we're talking elephant with proteus syndrome ugly. The elephant thing isn't far off, she was HUGE as well, easily over 6 feet tall, built like canary wharf! I was thinking to myself that I had to come up with a damn good excuse otherwise she'd beat me up.

    With retrospect, I probably should have just said sorry, we're not clicking, I gotta go; and just walk out. Unfortunately I'm too much of a gentleman to be honest, so I strung it out, she kept ordering drinks on MY tab ( ). Eventually she went to the toilet so I set the alarm on my phone to go off in 10 minutes.

    She got back, my phone went off, and I said that I had to go, "my dad's had a heart attack I have to catch a train to London". I thought that would be the end of it but no, she actually wanted to walk me to the train station (about half a mile from where we were) . I mean, how the hell do you get out of something like that? I guess I should have been "cruel to be kind" earlier in the evening. What would be an appropriately incisive thing to say in such a situation.

    Now I live in a suburb about 3 or 4 miles south of Northampton, getting back would have been a nightmare and considering that she'd been raping my overdraft enough that evening, I wasn't about to get a taxi, so I bought a ticket to Milton Keynes, and took the bus back up to Northampton which passes close to where I live. £2 cheaper than a taxi .

    I feel so socially inept .
    "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
    "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

  • #2
    Why... why do people go to these bar things?
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    • #3
      What kind of an idiot are you? you let the chick rot and you went to another bar with a pig?
      In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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      • #4
        What kind of an idiot are you? you let the chick rot and you went to another bar with a torch?
        Who'd want to wait around for a train wreck to emerge from the ladies? I wanted to go out on my own but Sara followed
        "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
        "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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        • #5
          And your lie was horrible. You're such an amateur.
          In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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          • #6
            Please massage my sense of retrospect, indulge your imagination and tell me what you'd have said?
            "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
            "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Whaleboy


              Who'd want to wait around for a train wreck to emerge from the ladies? I wanted to go out on my own but Sara followed
              well you can go in the ladies...
              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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              • #8
                Unfortunately I forgot to pack a tank top in my manbag
                "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Whaleboy
                  Please massage my sense of retrospect, indulge your imagination and tell me what you'd have said?
                  Just tell her you're heading to a buddy's home to have some weed and a beer. Is she insists just say she isn't invited...

                  But honestly... if the girl is really as disgusting as you claim she were... I'd have no problem telling her that I do not wish to spend my time with her.
                  In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                  • #10
                    What strikes me as disturbingly ironic is that you had no qualms leaving a sick friend behind (assuming you care for girl one, which you should because she is clever and cute), not offering her to walk her home or just calling a cab for her... or just open the ladies' door and ask her if she's allright... while you went to great and unnecessary lengths to look nice to someone you don't care about.
                    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                    • #11
                      I find it funny that you felt like you had to "be the gentleman" or whatever with the unattractive girl...yet your "chivalry" did not extend to the poor girl in the bathroom.

                      I say serves you right.
                      "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                      ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                      "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                      • #12
                        Huh...I pretty much just said what OB did...
                        "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                        ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                        "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                        • #13
                          But thanks Whaleboy for sharing this with us nice story
                          In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                          • #14
                            What strikes me as disturbingly ironic is that you had no qualms leaving a sick friend behind (assuming you care for girl one, which you should because she is clever and cute), not offering her to walk her home or just calling a cab for her... or just open the ladies' door and ask her if she's allright... while you went to great and unnecessary lengths to look nice to someone you don't care about.
                            By god your right, am I a sucker for punishment or something?

                            I'd have no problem telling her that I do not wish to spend my time with her.
                            I just found it really difficult. I guess I figured Rebecca throwing up was pretty much going to ruin the evening anyway. Wrong call .
                            "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                            "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                            • #15
                              It's still right no matter how many of us tell him.

                              Also: You have a tab at a bar!!!!?????
                              What the hell for? The staff are probably still laughing at this girl returning to the bar and saying "Just put it on his tab". If I'd worked there then I'd have probably have a couple off your tab too that night.

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