A thoroughly unpleasant experience...

[Mercator]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
Guys, I let the side down, my apologies

Hey, it's Rebecca you should be apologizing to, not us.

[Nanimo]

Oh my word, I didn't realise anyone could be quite so self-centred...

I feel really sorry for Rebecca....

In the middle of what might have been a really nice date, unfortunately, the tummy was not behaving... and after a bout of throwing your guts up in the loo, you go back out to find that your date... *and your friend* have just buggered off without you....

I'd be more than a bit pissed off and probably quite upset too...

[reds4ever]

He had a cracking chance to come across as the caring, sensitive type and buggered it up.

[C0ckney]

Originally posted by MRT144
i just imagine cockney and reds being 2 james bond type characters critiquing this from some penthouse HQ of making it with *****es.

yeah well, we can't all be royal **** ups now can we.

[Odin]

Whaleboy, you moron. You left your date puking in the toliet? What the hell were you thinking?

[Zkribbler]

He was thinking that he wanted to get away from the fat, ugly chick who wanted to have her way with him.

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by reds4ever
He had a cracking chance to come across as the caring, sensitive type and buggered it up.

She'd have fallen for it in a minute! There's nothing a woman likes more then a man who cares and is willing to take care of her when she's sick. Trust me on that. When she felt better he would have been in for the best lay in his life! She would have put it to you whaleboy!

But....you blew it. Only way to redeem is possibly go for the humor sympathy fuc* up gift. Get her a bottle of pepto bismol and tie some get well balloons around it and take a nice card and apologize. But of course this is only if you still want any type of shot with her.

[Solver]

Ya know, Whaleboy, Rebecca sounds really nice... I mean, you can hardly beat the combo of clever + attractive. And the fact is, you'll be realllly lucky to convince her to go to another date with you, after having left her vomiting in a toilet.

You now better think of some good way to make an apology.

[Tiamat]

See I'm right. Gift and apologize. Even Solver said so

[Solver]

Yep, that's quite a remarkable event .

Certainly the best way to apologize is to somehow secretly find out what she really likes/wants and surprise her by giving her that thing. Not exactly easy to do, but bound to have a stunningly good effect. Unless you're me. Which you're not.

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Solver
I mean, you can hardly beat the combo of clever + attractive.

What about dirty + attractive? Or dirty + anything for that matter...

[Solver]

Dirty + attractive = good for one night if you're into such relationships. Clever + attractive = possibly good for the rest of your life .

[reds4ever]

Clever is overatred in a woman, you get caught out too often.

Dirty!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Well, you've already been trashed for being an insensitive cad, so I'll leave that alone.

Let me trash you instead for being a f*cking moron.

You've got a cute, fun girl puking, and you leave?! Do you have any idea how many brownie points you would have gotten for staying with her? How big a hero you would have looked like? How many new positions you would have eventually been allowed to try?

Honest to freakin' god.

Now, everybody sing:

I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

[Whaleboy]

As for the other one. See I am....well was a big girl to. I've lost a tremendous amount of weight, but as a big girl when people say things or act like we are different because of our weight feelings do get hurt. The kindest thing you could have done was to turn to her when she was following would have been to say, you know I don't mind if you want to come along but I don't want you to get any wrong ideas about this. In fact I arranged to met someone later here so I'll be leaving with them soon but your welcome to stay after I leave and have a good time. It's really a cool bar.

Well done for losing the weight, but she was seriously unhealthy fat, must have weight 16 or 17 stone!

I don't mind if you want to come along but I don't want you to get any wrong ideas about this. In fact I arranged to met someone later here so I'll be leaving with them soon but your welcome to stay after I leave and have a good time. It's really a cool bar.

With retrospect I would have rather seen after Rebecca but I should have been as short and sharp as possible with Sara. A polite "fck off back to the Jurassic" would have sufficed but nooo. Let this be a lesson to those who dont think when they're sober .

Hey, it's Rebecca you should be apologizing to, not us.

Probably a lost cause, but these things happen, I can't say I'm particularly fussed.

He was thinking that he wanted to get away from the fat, ugly chick who wanted to have her way with him.

Someone understands!

You now better think of some good way to make an apology.

"My dad had a heart attack, I had to go"?