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  • #91
    That's the ticket Urban! See he's on the right track


    "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
    To which Sarah turns in the rain and says "Eric?" Mrs. Tubes I knew you were a woman after my own heart, love that movie. Any time you guys want to come to Austin you're invited.

    Whaleboy go get your woman! Apologize man. Even if she never talks to you again at least you don't come off as a cad. Telephone works real good.
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    • #92
      Originally posted by Urban Ranger


      Alternatively, Whaleboy could strap a really big mace on his back, go to Rebecca's flat, get on all fours, and ask her to beat him to a pulp
      OUUWWIIEEEE dam man that would have to hurt. I ask yall what did he do wrong?? the girl was puking!!!!!!!!! I hardly see him as the type to hold back her hair. Not a great first impression on either part but in all honestly who would have been one to stick it out for the puking gal???
      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
      "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
      Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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      • #93
        Talking in person is always better than over the telephone -- although you have to have more courage to do such things in person.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #94
          Well it's up to Mr. Poo Poo head Whaleboy to decide what's best in this situation, we can only offer our opinions.
          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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          • #95
            We can do more than offer our opinions -- we can get in our cars or take a plane, track him down, tie him up, and then take him to the poor girl's home.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #96
              Damn, Whaleboy. Playa rule number 38: dump her on someone else.
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #97
                Originally posted by David Floyd
                Unfortunately, about 10 minutes into it, the girl with me starts throwing up. On the bed, on her clothes, on me. She makes it to the bathroom, stays in there for 10 minutes, comes out, and passes out in her own puke on the bed.
                Crikey, I'm glad that didn't happen to me. Funny thing was that there was a spare bed in the room and she was actually joking that we could sleep in the spare bed if she started puking all over the normal bed

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Urban Ranger


                  You got an affirmation from David Floyd? You're doomed MRT, doomed I say. You'll never ever get a woman interested in you again.
                  thats not true, i just wont get one that im interested in to be interested in me
                  "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                  'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                  • #99
                    Sounds like me already
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                    • i have started to become more libertarian

                      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                      • Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                        OUUWWIIEEEE dam man that would have to hurt.
                        Well... I don't expect Rebecca will actually use the mace on Ben. But he should get some medical insurance just in case.

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                        I ask yall what did he do wrong?? the girl was puking!!!!!!!!! I hardly see him as the type to hold back her hair. Not a great first impression on either part but in all honestly who would have been one to stick it out for the puking gal???
                        Well, I would have gotten her home safely. That's the right thing to do. Dumping her unceremoniously in the pub is just wrong.
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                        • Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski

                          OUUWWIIEEEE dam man that would have to hurt. I ask yall what did he do wrong?? the girl was puking!!!!!!!!! I hardly see him as the type to hold back her hair. Not a great first impression on either part but in all honestly who would have been one to stick it out for the puking gal???
                          Every half-way decent human would.

                          So what if it'd land me in the "friend zone" - my self-respect and her health are the important things here.
                          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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                          • Well... I don't expect Rebecca will actually use the mace on Ben. But he should get some medical insurance just in case.
                            God bless the NHS. We have the most violent, loutish women in the world, and it's all at the taxpayers expense .
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                            "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                            • To be fair... most british girls seem to take to having a bottle of wine or half a bottle of vodka before they go out at that age. Which might explain the puking...

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                              • I can't say I understand that. It'll mean girls of my generation within 5 years looking older than their mothers . Most pathetic .
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                                "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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