A test You should take...

[SlowwHand]

I just said that. It's a biased test like any that a person makes and wants to manipulate the analysis.
In other words, virtually worthless.

[Last Conformist]

Der Resistance.

Remarkably, I was more patriotic than 63%.

Stupid test.

[Whoha]

I'm A Commie-Nazi!


Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the ******* list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 85% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 92% on patriotic

[Ben Kenobi]

Interesting results, considering that 'my country' is Canada, and I'm a pacifist. I'm not very happy with Canada right now.

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Winston]

I'm more concerned about whether people are, say, Communists today, than whether they'd have had the inclination to be Nazis 70 years ago according to some fvcked up loony.

[Bereta_Eder]

Never had a doubt you'd feel that way Winston

[BeBMan]

I'm getting the impression that the test is kinda worthless

[Harovan]

You are a wise man, BeBro.

[Jon Miller]

took it last night

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

JM

[Jon Miller]

Re: **** this ****.

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


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Yeah, that's why I'm looking for a way out of the U.S.

I am surprised that you are wanting to be an expatriate

I would have imagined that you would be a member of der resistance...

JM

[Harovan]

Well, it took a little to play around with the options, but here it is:

ADOLF HITLER himself

Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 100% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

[Winston]

Is there a question in the test as to whether or not one sports the flag of Belarus when posting?

[Harovan]

No, but they're asking if one is an inhabitant of a monarchy. I failed on this, you might have chances.

[Gibsie]

I just took this test giving the answers that one of my friends would give, going by her posts at a forum we post at. She'd have been Adolf Hitler, amusingly.

Of course, that's giving responses like, "Yes, I'd be very proud about annexing another country" going by how proud she is the US's actions in Afghanistan and Iraq.

[Wezil]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 74% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 53% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 57% on patriotic

As if I needed a test to tell me I would not be a good Nazi.