A test You should take...

[MOBIUS]

The Are You a Nazi Test

Just to dispel any outrageous rumours that NYE is a Nazi...


I am The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

You scored higher than 56% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 71% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 18% on patriotic

Be honest now, given the questions asked and my knowledge of many of the poster's views on this forum I'd guess a high proportion of you would rate as Nazis...

[rah]

I have changed the title of this thread to make it less personal. (it was either that or close/delete it)
While I see the potential for a little fun with this, I will not let it get personal.

Achtung!

[Ming]

Gee... you got in the title change and the warning as I was doing it... Good job.

[C0ckney]

dammit, and just as i was about to post my 'are you a wannabe arab' test, just for mobius

[MOBIUS]

Originally posted by C0ckney
dammit, and just as i was about to post my 'are you a wannabe arab' test, just for mobius

After my visit to Egypt this year, I would have to say that I would rather be an American - that was full of some scarily ****ed up people and that is supposed to be a relatively liberal Arab nation!

[Ninot]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

[MOBIUS]

Originally posted by rah
I have changed the title of this thread to make it less personal. (it was either that or close/delete it)
While I see the potential for a little fun with this, I will not let it get personal.

Achtung!

It wasn't supposed to be personal, it was supposed to give NYE the opportunity to refute the dastardly claims made by some underhand posters...

[Mr. Harley]

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 18% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 45% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 9% on patriotic

Interesting, here is the actual initial result. Please note the differences for age and gender weighted results, versus the generic results. I'm in my 40's and male, FYI.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[chequita guevara]

**** this ****.

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


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Yeah, that's why I'm looking for a way out of the U.S.

[Mr. Harley]

New Zealand or Canada.

[chequita guevara]

I was thinking Oz or Europe. Canada's too cold and too close. It would suffer the fate of Austria.

[SlowwHand]

I took the test, even though it's clear the author is a pacifist at all cost person, who has pride only in the fact he can walk and chew gum at the same time.
He would have been in an oven.

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

[Harovan]

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic

I would not have been a Nazi, but probably also not stood up against them either. Which probably is right.

More than the poll itself however, I liked the banner ads at that page .

[Tattila the Hun]

You scored higher than 74% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 25% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 6% on patriotic

Is that good?

[MOBIUS]

OMG, Slowwhand tested as a Nazi - this test is flawed!