A test You should take...

[Mr. Harley]

2.4 - A liberal airhead. Damn, I'm so ashamed I'm not able to properly fit into Tailgunner Joe's US (as in Joe McCarthy).

[Ecthy]

Someone care for a German's result?

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 31% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 2% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 55% on patriotic

Gotta love that "Achtung!" at the beginning

[Ecthy]

2.2667 on the F scale, a liberal airhead.

[Deity Dude]

der resistance

I thought it was gonna says I was a Nazi or something - LOL

[Drake Tungsten]

Yeah, that's why I'm looking for a way out of the U.S.

No, you're looking for a way out of the US because you can't tell the difference between good (America!) and evil (Nazis, communism)...

[Imran Siddiqui]

I got Der Resistance (also in the humor thread)

[Drake Tungsten]

2.73 on the F scale, btw. Liberal airhead.

Der Resistance on the Nazi test.

[Imran Siddiqui]

F-test

2.9 - Liberal Airhead... woot!

[Verto]

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the ******* list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

[Datajack Franit]

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

[Donegeal]

Hmmm.... interesting. One would have thought that I'd have gotten Nazi....

A cop in Der Resistance!
You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic.

You scored higher than 56% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 15% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 94% on patriotic

[Edit]Took Aggies F-Test[/Edit]

F-score: 3.36666666666......
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

Excatly what I think Law Enforcement should be.

[Agathon]

Yet again, everyone is a fascist compared to me. I knew it!!!!!

[Donegeal]

Aggie, a tulip is a fascist compared to you.

[Jethro83]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Winston]

Originally posted by Donegeal
Aggie, a tulip is a fascist compared to you.

It also has far less of a stink about it.