A test You should take...

[chequita guevara]

Typical Winston, favoring fascism.

[Winston]

I've never done that you lousy Commie.

[Maniac]

Der Resistance

[Sprayber]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

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Your F Score is: 3.53

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

[Mr. Harley]

If their numbers are correct, I find it interesting that we have ALOT more than 5% (if you check out the humor thread and the x-posts) in Der Resistance. Interesting that there is such a strong trend among Apolyton posters.

[OzzyKP]

Yea this test really sucks.

Ozzy is not a Nazi

[Al'Kimiya]

ein Pig
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.



Your F Score is: 4.766666666666667

[The Emperor Fabulous]

The Expatriate Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 50% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 38% on antitolerant You scored higher than 45% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

[Q Classic]

2.9, Liberal Airhead.

And...

the Wit (60% dark, 39% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on dark You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous You scored higher than 99% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

[Pyrodrew]

I am not Poly-patriotic enough to take this test.
I will not be brainwashed to take this test.
I am tolerant of those who did take this test.

I am not a Poly Nazi.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

And I got a 2.6-with-a-line-over-it - a liberal airhead (hoorah)

[The Emperor Fabulous]

the Wit (56% dark, 30% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 47% on dark You scored higher than 7% on spontaneous You scored higher than 3% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

[MOBIUS]

F Score 3.1

You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

[MOBIUS]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I just said that.

Yeah, that was known as irony...

Funny how you and Winston ended up as Nazis...

[Krill]

The Expatriate Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 2% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 59% on antitolerant You scored higher than 32% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid