calling out an ex's name in a moment of passion

[Asher]

Buy Canadian diamonds...

[Dis]

Originally posted by Asher
Buy Canadian diamonds...

actually I have heard of diamonds that have some sort of designation (I can't remember the terminology). Basically it implys there was nobody hurt or oppressed in obtaining/making the diamonds. But who knows if that is true (I don't trust greedy companies).

[Asher]

There's a microscopic polar bear lasered on Canadian diamonds, which certified it was obtained in a very fair way.

http://www.canadiandiamondcodeofconduct.ca/html/EN_code.htm

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Dissident
I recommend against diamond rings though. Because of the way diamond trade is in Africa, I would never buy a woman a diamond ring, even for wedding/engagement ring.

Conflict diamonds are illegal anyway. Buy from a reputable company and there's no problem

Originally posted by Dissident
So I recommend against buying diamonds. If you are, buy the diamonds from russia that are manufactured. I have heard the russians have come up with a way to manufacture diamonds that can not be identified as fake.

Yes, but they're hideously expensive.

[MRT144]

diamonds? dude, im gonna get ****ed here and on valentines day

[Asher]

Originally posted by MRT144
diamonds? dude, im gonna get ****ed here and on valentines day

How about a bad dildo?

Nothing says I Love You better than a dildo that occasionally emits electric shocks. She'll come running to you for some real man-loving.

[Q Classic]

diamonds,

buy true emeralds. they're far more rare, naturally; the only reason diamonds are worth more is because of that goddamned cartel.

[Ben Kenobi]

MRT, maybe I'm weird, but the last thing I would want is a gift that cost quite a bit of money. I'd care more about things that we could to together, llike taking me out for dinner, that sort of thing.

This way you show to her, that its her you want, and not anyone else. Just her.

That would be my biggest concern, by far.

[Asher]

Also, consider bible reading together.

[Ben Kenobi]

Make it a big joke on yourself, one that whenever either of you think/talk about it, you/she would burst into laugh. Pretend crying, kneeling, begging to the extend of ridiculous, and burst into laugh in the middle, and pretend to straighten your face and swear that you are serious, but you just couldn't help to laugh. And then preceed to the pretending stranger idea, and suggest that she should try the same.

That's a great approach, but this has to be done right after it happens. He's already past this point.

[Ben Kenobi]

LTEC!

That's pretty harsh. Shows you don't care much for him in the first place.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Snowflake
Convince her that pretending to be other people is a wonderful idea, and that you should do it more often.

This is actually a golden idea. You could try to play it off like you were doing some role playing. That video will likely be to much ammo against you though.

[mrmitchell]

Go to Murfreesboro and pick yourself up a diamond from the Western Hemisphere's only public diamond mine.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
LTEC!

That's pretty harsh. Shows you don't care much for him in the first place.

Saying the wrong name at the worst possible time just shows that who's on MRT's mind all that time.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Asher
Tell her to get over her insecurity and get down on her knees.

Stick to gay men Asher because you'd suck at women.