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japher, you sound like a bitter old married man
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eh?
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Make it a big joke on yourself, one that whenever either of you think/talk about it, you/she would burst into laugh. Pretend crying, kneeling, begging to the extend of ridiculous, and burst into laugh in the middle, and pretend to straighten your face and swear that you are serious, but you just couldn't help to laugh. And then preceed to the pretending stranger idea, and suggest that she should try the same.Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
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And when she laughs, accusing her of ruining your most sincere idea of love making.
The point is, make her laugh!Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
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How about:
Your ex was the best lover you ever had, and that your current gf surprised you because she had finally reached the level of expertse that your ex has...
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give her orgasm. Take charge. Stop being a victim and start being the bad guy who loves being a baddie.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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And when you do it, make sure you call out 14 different names. This way even if you inadvertently misuse her name again, she wouldn't know which one you were really calling.
And the ultimate preemptive (pekka) solution, is to give each and every one of your SOs the same nick name.Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
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Just call'em all hoes.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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what about the name christina would imply she was a dude?"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Re: calling out an ex's name in a moment of passion
forgive me if I don't believe your story.Originally posted by MRT144
I just did it. And im in the doghouse now. what to do, what to do?
For the life of me, I can't figure out how people do this. But I don't have much experience on the subject, so maybe I shouldn't comment.
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I didn't read the whole threadwhat about the name christina would imply she was a dude?
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Re: Re: calling out an ex's name in a moment of passion
Not very hard obviously. But this is about 'a moment of passion' when your logical abilities are not at their top and you speak just what's on your mind, which, of course makes saying the wrong name only worse.Originally posted by Dissident
How hard is it to say the right name?
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Hence Dashi's advice probably is the best one.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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that and for the past year i had been saying christina and not dacia"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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See if you can find a doctor who can diagnose you with a rare form of terets where instead of swear words you yell out women's names.
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