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This is why you just call all your woman "dear"... I can't even remember wifey's real name.
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Shouting "Oh God... DEAR!!" is going to win you about as many brownie points as a video entitled "desperate nuns". Sew that badge on that sleeve..."I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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@ MRT
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I suggest, when talking to her in the next few weeks, using the wrong words every so often. Such as, when you see a dog, say, "What a cute cat, I mean, dog." Make a habit of it.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Everytime you make a mistake of that caliber, you should take out one tooth with plungers and stab yourself to the thigh but not fatally.
This way you learn surprisingly fast. Or you end up losing all your teeth. Your choice... don't screw up.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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You know Pekka, you were OK - a bit weird but still OK - up until a few weeks ago. Now, i'm not so sure anymore...
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Did you call her Lois?
Whatever the name is, find a really famous supermodel (one that you know she'll think is hot, and that you have never nailed) and tell her that she reminds her of you. "Sorry I though you were hot"
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japher, my girlfriend IS hot. i dont need to think about anyone else."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Richeliu, well, tell me that plan is not water proof.. it is. Now choose, want to have teeth, or do you feel like slacking around? Basically, my system has lots of benefits, it forces you to excell or you die.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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You just reproduced natural selection.Originally posted by Pekka
Basically, my system has lots of benefits, it forces you to excell or you die.
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This is why I don't say anything at all.
Actually, I never say anything because my parents are always two doors down. Not that they try to stifle their noises. Grr.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Convince her that pretending to be other people is a wonderful idea, and that you should do it more often.Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
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That is such a lie... not that she is hot, but that you needn't think of anyone else.japher, my girlfriend IS hot. i dont need to think about anyone else.
Just wait until you are with her for a decade+
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japher, you sound like a bitter old married man"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Well at least you didn't call out your pets name.Comment
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