calling out an ex's name in a moment of passion

[Ted Striker]

word

[Agathon]

Sometimes a grunt will suffice.

Anyway, I'm not a fan of amateur porn or porn in general for that matter, but I'd seriously like to see this video. At least only the bit where MRT drops the wrong name and gets whaled on.

She did smack you one, didn't she?

We need a new TV show: "America's Funniest Home Sex Videos".

[Alexander's Horse]

Today we had a rare childfree day so I took Mrs Horse to a ritzy hotel for morning coffee, then we went shopping and she bought some new clothes, then I took her to a nice japanese restaurant for lunch.

I bought her icecreams and stuff along the way, tried really hard to pay attention when she was trying clothes. She was very happy and said it was like being on a date and gave me little hugs and squeezes as we walked along. So I had a nice time too. She started acting like a girl again. There was no videoing involved.

try something like that.

[lightblue]

I guess you'll have to propose now..

[DRoseDARs]

Does she scream, "OH GOD!" or "OH JESUS!"? Tell her, "Now you know what it feels like. How am I supposed to compete with that? Become a Hindu diety, but instead of a gazillion arms have a gazillion wangs?"

[Dinner]

It likely went something like:

Her- "What? What did you just SAY?!?

Him- "Nothing I just sai..."

Her: "BULL****! I just heard you say..."

And so on.

[Dinner]

I hope he got his nut off first because he likely won't be doing that for a while.

[Maquiladora]

Eh, I'm sure he'll pull through

[Alexander's Horse]

yep, the day with my wife went really well - until I called her Sandra,,,,,,,,,

[Q Classic]

Never put the woman in the position of power in the relationship, lest you want to watch Hugh Grant movies exclusively for the rest of your life.

Actually, I sorta like some of those Hugh Grant movies...

but, MRT, if my friends and I were there, we'd have to rub this in and be completely unsubtle by pointing at you and saying really, really loudly, "YOU F*CKED UP! YOU F*CKED UP! YOU F*CKED UP!"

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Snowflake's advice seems the most sensible, which is unfortunate; Asher's advice sounds better.

[MRT144]

things are... better. i bought her a hand bound journal and wrote a message in the front of it. We talked and talked and talked it seemed. I explained how the breakup and aftermath were painful, and that it still bothered me...

i also told her about a lot of my stress, etc

[Boris Godunov]

See, this is why it helps not to even remember the names of your "exes."

[Asher]

Originally posted by MRT144
things are... better. i bought her a hand bound journal and wrote a message in the front of it. We talked and talked and talked it seemed. I explained how the breakup and aftermath were painful, and that it still bothered me...

i also told her about a lot of my stress, etc

There are so many better ways to handle this:

Remind her that you can swing both ways -- you have a lot of choices to make, and if she wants some of this (at this point you motion to yourself), she's gonna have to deal with the fact that you've been with other people. Remind her to "GROW UP", and shout it loudly.

Preferably do this in a crowded restaurant.

The trauma of this incident will put the other one out of her mind.

[SpencerH]

Just ignore the whole incident, it was just a 'slip of the tongue'. For all you know, she was thinking of someone else at the time. Buy her a gift if you feel guilty but if she's so insecure about your relationship to the point that a gift is required to smooth her ruffled feathers then I think its doomed anyway.

[SpencerH]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
yep, the day with my wife went really well - until I called her Sandra,,,,,,,,,

You have the whole senility argument going for you though.