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John, I have a couple of questions...
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?
Thanks.
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To allow Hawaii to qualify for Federal Highway Funds, Congress changed the definition of Interstate as to allow Federal highway construction of roads that didn't, in fact, go between two states.Originally posted by Spec
John, I have a couple of questions...
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
To you, it's as you turned on the headlights (that is, assuming that you magically haven't been turned into energy by this time). To a person viewing you from outside, it's as if nothing happens.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
To irritate the French when bad English infiltrates their language.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?
Because.
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2 1/2 out of 4.
You disapoint me John...You disapoint me....
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Explain your scoring!
(Btw, the :thumbs up: smilie was pointing to the above answer... I just didn't want to type the same thing twice).Comment
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Answer 1 I accept.
Answer 2 also.
Answer 3 I give 0.25 because it was a made up half-assed answer because you had no idea in the first place
Answer 4.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Note that this is the advice thread, not the answer thread, Spec.
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Originally posted by JohnT
Send some of it my way, California boy. It's 36 degrees here, cloudy, wet, and just generally nasty.
He lives in Maryland.
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Shiite... I was thinking "Japher"!
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is there such thing as "too much doggystyle""I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Depends upon the dog.Comment
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In which situations, if any, is it ok to beg?DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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It's ok to beg for sex. Demeaning, but ok.Comment
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Explicitly or just implicitly?DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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Implicitly is always best, but pathetic on-your-knees begging can work too as long as there is some sort of relationship there... or she's really drunk.
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