The doctor is IN - the JohnT advice thread.

[Pekka]

women - what are they?

[Solomwi]

Life support systems for poon.

[Unspeakable Horror]

Dear JohnT, I´m being attacked by 4 Giant Mosquitos and I have none of the conventional means to fight them, just a dagger, a pirate´s hand and his eye, a thenchcoat and pointy hat. What should I do?
I have 2 friends with me, a Mountain Goat and an Evil Finnish Witch Doctor.

Mosquitos:
One has 1hp and there´s another mosquito attached to him, sucking his blood, there are three more, two with 4hp and one with 5hp.
I only have 3hp left...

[Kuciwalker]

The sad thing is, I know what he's talking about.

[Skanky Burns]

How does one get into the accountant career track. I've finished my first year of a Business (Accounting) degree.

[Urban Ranger]

Get a summer job in accounting or internship with an accounting firm.

[Jon Miller]

Will the emphasis on anal sex be a fad? Or is it here to stay. The same with oral sex.

Jon Miller

[Ted Striker]

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
I have to write a 2000 word essay on some aspect of cell biology. Unfortunately it all bores the living crap out of me. What topic should I write about?

Anybody can pump out 2000 words on genes (an aspect of cell biology) with little effort, I would think.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Pekka
women - what are they?

People who just want to feel wanted. Like guys, you know?

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Unspeakable Horror
Dear JohnT, I´m being attacked by 4 Giant Mosquitos and I have none of the conventional means to fight them, just a dagger, a pirate´s hand and his eye, a thenchcoat and pointy hat. What should I do?
I have 2 friends with me, a Mountain Goat and an Evil Finnish Witch Doctor.

Mosquitos:
One has 1hp and there´s another mosquito attached to him, sucking his blood, there are three more, two with 4hp and one with 5hp.
I only have 3hp left...

So, you actually have 5 giant mosquitos if I'm reading this correctly, 'cause once that first one is dead, the one attached is coming at you.

In that case I would invoke the spell of Reload, if possible. If you haven't saved in a while, that's your own tough luck.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
How does one get into the accountant career track. I've finished my first year of a Business (Accounting) degree.

Get hired or do an internship as a bookkeeper* or a bank teller. Any job that has you adding numbers in a business environment will be better than a college job waiting tables or delivering pizza.

And how do you get hired? You, personally, go to every business in the town, hand out resumes, and say that you're looking for a basic accounting or bookkeeping position, and you'll be glad to interview if one is available. Eventually you'll get to some guy who likes your moxie, has a need, and they'll hire you on the spot.

*Are there any other words in the English language that have three double-letter combinations in a row?

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
Will the emphasis on anal sex be a fad? Or is it here to stay. The same with oral sex.

Jon Miller

This is the internet. Almost all fads get equal emphasis. My advice is to change your search terms.

PM me if you run out of ideas.



That last was a joke.

Spoiler:

but try "bukkake".

[Jon Miller]

umm, I was refering to real life

of course, it might be that real life people can't find many girls willing to do bukkake

Jon Miller

[JohnT]

Being married I have no... personal... introduction into modern attitudes about anal sex.

Sorry, man.