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Originally posted by JohnT
Being married I have no... personal... introduction into modern attitudes about anal sex.
Being married I have no... personal... introduction into modern attitudes about anal sex.
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I'm sure you can answer with your outdated attitudes toward anal sex then
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Yay! I´m still alive! With only 1hp but I´m still hereOriginally posted by JohnT
So, you actually have 5 giant mosquitos if I'm reading this correctly, 'cause once that first one is dead, the one attached is coming at you.
In that case I would invoke the spell of Reload, if possible. If you haven't saved in a while, that's your own tough luck.
(there is no reload here, it´s not a PC game)
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Doctor thread?
OK, I've had the runs since Sunday night/Monday morning. I can't keep any food inside me for longer than an hour or two.. I'm not dehydrated and otherwise feel fine. What shall I do?
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Eat lots and lots of cheese.....
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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If you're not feeling ill, just let nature let your runs run their course.Originally posted by Park Avenue
Doctor thread?
OK, I've had the runs since Sunday night/Monday morning. I can't keep any food inside me for longer than an hour or two.. I'm not dehydrated and otherwise feel fine. What shall I do?
Keep us informed, if you can... I wanna hear how it all runs out.Comment
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*groan*Comment
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Like a volcano!Originally posted by JohnT
If you're not feeling ill, just let nature let your runs run their course.
Keep us informed, if you can... I wanna hear how it all runs out.www.my-piano.blogspotComment
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Comment on my bad punning, but won't thank me for my "how to pwn somebody" advice?Originally posted by Kuciwalker
*groan*
Ingrate!
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Originally posted by JohnT
Being married I have no... personal... introduction into modern attitudes about anal sex.
Sorry, man.
Why can't married, straight couples have anal sex?
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They can, but just the old fashioned way. He has no experience with the new and improved modern way.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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JohnT, there's a big fireball over my house. What should I do? It comes every day, and I'm powerless to stop it."You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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You're being willfully obtuse, but I'll clarify it some more:Originally posted by MrFun
Why can't married, straight couples have anal sex?
Let's just say that my wife isn't the sort of woman you would ask for such a thing.Comment
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Send some of it my way, California boy. It's 36 degrees here, cloudy, wet, and just generally nasty.Originally posted by Jaguar
JohnT, there's a big fireball over my house. What should I do? It comes every day, and I'm powerless to stop it.Comment
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An easy one: when will you correct your spelling of Spielberg's name in your otherwise
sig?
What?Comment
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His name is one of those words I have a blind spot about, where, no matter how hard I try I just can't spell it correctly.
I used to have the same problem with "parallel".Comment
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