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  • Apolyton Evil Capitalist Conservative Party emergency meeting.

    Fellow members of the AECCP, world events have forced me to call a meeting of all right-thinking Evil Capitalist Conservatives(tm).


    War with Iraq is now inevitable. It will fall upon the coalition to ensure that Iraq is rebuilt quickly to the point where free-market economics can thrive. To ignore post-war Iraq is to hand it over to one of two (non-Kurdish) groups in Iraq; The Shiites and the Communists. Obviously, neither must be allowed to gain control of Iraq.

    While the Shiites must be allowed in the government (as well as the Kurds, Sunnis, Miscellaneuous Christians and Jews), we will only be able to prevent the ascension of the communists by providing rapid rebuilding of Iraq's infastructure, as well as massive education and job training.

    Therefore, as Chairman of the AECCP, I hereby put the following resolution on the docket;

    AECCP Resolution #2004B

    Whereas, within 24 hrs the nation of Iraqi will be subject to the most overwhelming military force assembled since WW2 and
    Whereas, Much of Iraq's remaining infastructure is likely to be destroyed during the upcoming fighting and
    Whereas, it is considered very likely that Saddam Hussein will use oil Fires to wrec havoc on both Coalition forces and his own people

    Therefore, we of the AECCP assembled here today do so resolve;

    1. We will continue to support the reconstruction of Iraq for as long as nessecary
    2. Political interaction with the rest of the Gulf states is integral to the long term survival of any new Iraqi government
    3. We will remember our servicemen and women when the return home, and not treat them with disrespect, regardless of our personal opinions on the war
    4. Saddam Hussein, his sons, and much of the Baath party structure be dismantled and brought before the World Court in the Hague for crimes againest humanity. If the WC declines to indict them, a Tribunal will be established in Iraq to try them. The trials are to be fair and the Baathists to be given every oppurtunity to defend themselves.

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    Pie and Punch next to the voting booth. Vote early(and often!)
    27
    Yea!
    62.96%
    17
    Nay!
    18.52%
    5
    Banana!
    18.52%
    5

    The poll is expired.

    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

  • #2
    Sounds decent enough.
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    • #3
      If you disagree with the resolution, please say why.
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #4
        A counterwheight to the commie-thread, right?

        As a conservative evil capitalist and pacifist, I gladly join this party. I can't do much about the war now, can I? I vote yes to the suggestions proposed.
        So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
        Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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        • #5
          Can we nuke the commie meeting .
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            To me the resolution sounds not "evil capitalist" enough. Even me would agree with that
            Blah

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            • #7
              That's already been done, Imran.

              There's hardly any 'communism' left in the communist thread.

              I'd join except that I'm not an evil capitalist.

              So I must decline.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Olaf Hårfagre
                A counterwheight to the commie-thread, right?

                As a conservative evil capitalist and pacifist, I gladly join this party. I can't do much about the war now, can I? I vote yes to the suggestions proposed.
                Oh, we've been around for a year or so. We just are not as "Loud" as the communists on this board about our school of economic thought.

                If you look around, there are a few people who have AECCP or "Apolyton Evil Capitalist Conservatives Party" next to their avatars.

                This is a resolution, so it's merely a show of solidarity with what is "right". I came up the AECCP name after a string of "Green party, socialist Party, Communist.." threads, relising there wasn't any party for the capitalists. And since most capitalists are "Evil" in a communist viewpoint...
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                  Can we nuke the commie meeting .
                  I was thinking of building an Adam Smith 'Droid to run in, scream "Die you Godless, property stilling sum
                  b!tches!" and blow up, but then I realised I don't know how to code AI.

                  To me the resolution sounds not "evil capitalist" enough. Even me would agree with that
                  Well, we're only mildly devious. I wanted to put a new motto "Nuke their ass and steal their gas" in the resolution, but I didn't want to risk alienating Imran. He's a elegeuont(spelling's for the weak) speaker, dontcha know.
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Lonestar
                    Well, we're only mildly devious. I wanted to put a new motto "Nuke their ass and steal their gas" in the resolution, but I didn't want to risk alienating Imran. He's a elegeuont(spelling's for the weak) speaker, dontcha know.

                    Blah

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                    • #11
                      An obligatory socialist banana.

                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #12
                        I'm glad you see where I'm coming from.
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Azazel
                          An obligatory socialist banana.

                          :: sprays water at Azrael :: scat!
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #14
                            why does everyone call me Azrael?
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Lonestar


                              Oh, we've been around for a year or so. We just are not as "Loud" as the communists on this board about our school of economic thought.

                              If you look around, there are a few people who have AECCP or "Apolyton Evil Capitalist Conservatives Party" next to their avatars.

                              This is a resolution, so it's merely a show of solidarity with what is "right". I came up the AECCP name after a string of "Green party, socialist Party, Communist.." threads, relising there wasn't any party for the capitalists. And since most capitalists are "Evil" in a communist viewpoint...
                              Cool - I've mostly been posting "on topic" until last month or so. I am glad to join. I am sick of people accusing me for being a socialist just because I oppose the recent war. Tony Blair is a socialist. I'm not.

                              Do I need a certain permission to change my profile to identify me as a AECCP member?
                              So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                              Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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