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There once was lad called Eli:
A strapping young Israeli.
He spoke on this forum,
and caused quite a quorum,
but can't be compared to Ben Disraeli."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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Drop the Ben from the last line. However, it only works if Eli is pronounced "Ay-lee", which I doubt.The church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
"They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz Guevara
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There once was a dragon named Tiamat
Who's flames can make you burn red hot
She can be charming and whitty
She'll even sing you a ditty
Just as long as you keep your hands off her kittyWelcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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Blackwidow's a dangerous spider
Each contract she makes has a rider:
You must moisten her feelers
with many tequilas
Or her comments get snider and snider!The church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
"They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz Guevara
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It's hard to get things to rhyme with Tiamat besides gay twa*!Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
When did we adopt Imran?
I'm already an honorary Finn, am I an honorary Canuck as well?Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!
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