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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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Our resident ladyboy Finn
Gave Blackwidow causes to grin
Though he talks up his parts
she suspects if he starts
she'd never know if he was in.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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There once was a young lad named Stefu
Who thought he was the brightest I'll bet you
His one claim to fame
was his huge huge brain
But a girl in the sack that won't get youWelcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
Our resident ladyboy Finn
Gave Blackwidow causes to grin
Though he talks up his parts
she suspects if he starts
she'd never know if he was in."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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That Anglo, that Bugs ****ing Bunny
He thinks that he's so ****ing funny
But if he didn't speak like Brit
with words 'bollocks' and 'git'
His career would not be so sunny.
Al Speer, who is fascist from Philly
wanted Lee Ann to be his own filly
But no luck for hater,
she went out with skater,
so now he just wanks himself silly."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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BW is a chick with raven colored hair,
which it is said is coffered with great care,
Guys desire to see,
Her tat she once displayed with glee,
But YOU will never see it, so there!I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG
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Sometimes the most bizarre and evil images pop into my head. Though I wrote that limerick to suggest that Stefu was lightly burdened in the genital area, thanks to BW's suggestion I've now got a mental picture of him going "Oooooh. An echo."The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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Though I wrote that limerick to suggest that Stefu was lightly burdened in the genital area"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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I just wrap it around my thighs so it looks like I've got tons of muscle. Don't ever take me to a stripclub though..."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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There once was a poster named Zylka
Whos avatar looked like she wanted to milkya.
But a kiddie Complained
so she was flushed down the drain.
And the new one wants to bilkya.
Yeah yeah, I know, but you try to come up with two rymes for that.
RAHIt's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O
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Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
Sometimes the most bizarre and evil images pop into my head. Though I wrote that limerick to suggest that Stefu was lightly burdened in the genital area, thanks to BW's suggestion I've now got a mental picture of him going "Oooooh. An echo."The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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