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  • #61
    The Tragically Hip, woo!
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #62
      With a Toronto accent, this rhymes.

      There was a strange man named Asher
      And many people said, he’s a moral hazard
      Against Ottawa he did rail
      And the French he did flail
      And on Toronto, just don’t get him started
      Golfing since 67

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      • #63
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #64
          could someone write one about me?

          ah, I take it if you can't say anything nice you better don't say anything at all

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          • #65
            Ecthelion is a little hard to rhyme.
            The church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
            Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
            All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
            "They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz Guevara

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            • #66
              Think of how hard a time you are going to have making a rhyme out of 'orange'

              And people, stop killing my name. It's Harrison, it sounds nothing whatsoever like woman.
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Ecthelion
                could someone write one about me?

                ah, I take it if you can't say anything nice you better don't say anything at all
                There was a young man called Vick,
                Who was a bit of a d...

                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #68
                  heh, arse!

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                  • #69
                    And well, anything would rhyme with 'orange' if 'women' rhymes with 'Harrison'

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                    • #70
                      There once was a guy called Civnation,
                      who believed the reason for his creation
                      was come to our board
                      and say "Only the LORD,
                      that I speak for can save from damnation."


                      There once was a admin from Greece,
                      whom the OT on his site did not please
                      But it was good enough,
                      To talk about the stuff,
                      The English did so brutally... euhm...lease
                      Fire and ice and death awaiting. But he was steel, he was steel.

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                      • #71
                        Well nothing rhymes with either of those...

                        I am still working on Ecthelion, but nothing comes to mind...
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #72
                          Poor Gianni's so fragile and brittle
                          He cries if you poke him a little
                          But though inside he's sad
                          he comes across as quite mad
                          when he covers his answers in spittle
                          Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
                          Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21

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                          • #73
                            Ming, I think that last one by Snapcase should not be tolerated. It is poking fun on another site member.

                            PH, think of one with "Andy" instead of that damn elvish thing

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                            • #74
                              There was a young man called Andy
                              Who was a bit of a pansy
                              He'd cry to his mum
                              He'd suck on his thumb
                              If you picked on him when you did fancy.

                              Quite tame, but you get the idea
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                              • #75
                                Be friendly to Andy or WHAM!
                                Your thread will be covered in spam
                                If he's somewhat upset
                                he'll post smilies I bet
                                And when irked he'll "+1" like damn
                                Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
                                Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21

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