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  • #121
    Chris62 wants BW's body
    His dreams are full of them being naughty
    But she don't play that
    And he can just forgetabout ever seeing her tat
    she'll be saving it for Asher..THAT HOTTIE
    Last edited by Blackwidow24; April 23, 2002, 16:36.
    The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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    • #122
      Originally posted by rah
      There once was a poster named Zylka
      Whos avatar looked like she wanted to milkya.
      But a kiddie Complained
      so she was flushed down the drain.
      And the new one wants to bilkya.

      Yeah yeah, I know, but you try to come up with two rymes for that.

      RAH

      See,,,,,it's not as easy as you think. It's really hard to find things that rhyme with some of our names.
      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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      • #123
        Zylka was so much of a perv
        that he got what he rightly deserved
        Making fun of the posters
        sent him on a spamacoaster
        that the Mods were a bit Perturbed
        The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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        • #124
          you don't have to use the name at the end..UUUGH
          The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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          • #125
            Originally posted by Blackwidow24
            Chris62 wants BW's body
            His dreams are full of them being naughty
            But she don't play that
            And he can just forgetabout ever seiing her tat
            she'll be saving it for Asher..THAT HOTTIE
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #126
              Originally posted by Blackwidow24
              you don't have to use the name at the end..UUUGH

              DOH


              RAH
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #127
                EDIT:
                what are you guys talking about???????

                Hee hee
                The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                • #128
                  Oh oh... Ming's Banning Rod is going to be upset .
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #129
                    They're identical twins, so I'd assume the physical attributes are identical. Not that we should go into that anymore.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #130
                      I can say with absolute authority that Ming wouldn't want Asher to go there.

                      RAH
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #131
                        RAH and Ming were twin brothers
                        Who cared quite deeply for each other
                        Vicious rumours say
                        That they got that way
                        Being fili-erotically smothered.

                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
                        Ultima Ratio Regum

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                        • #132
                          There once was a gent from manchester
                          who made fame as a great DL tester
                          he went off to Uni,
                          and though he was puny,
                          the posters he always did pester
                          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                          "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                          • #133
                            Best I can do, I'm afraid. Please read in a Bronx accent.

                            The poster named after a fruit
                            Thought "payment in kind" was quite cute
                            So one night our Orange
                            Did oil his pub's door-hinge
                            And then got as tight as a newt.
                            The church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
                            Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
                            All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
                            "They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz Guevara

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                            • #134
                              Excellent thread.

                              Stefu & BFB

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                              • #135
                                There was once a poster named Siro
                                In Israel he was a hero
                                He fought vigorously back
                                At any anti-Israeli attack
                                With the style of Robert Deniro

                                He said "All your sources are biased"
                                "made up by an arab with an alias"
                                "Stop trashing the zionist scheme"
                                "You're a nazi, or so it seems"
                                "To a Jew with a Zionist pious"

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