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  • #1

    Apolyton limericks

    Because it's just far too serious here right now.

    Poor Provost's a sorrowful thing
    with Apolyton status of "King",
    and this makes him batey.
    It used to be "Deity"
    until he fell foul of Ming.
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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  • #2
    Wiggy's obsessed with the Brits
    whom he claims are malingering gits.
    Since they're fighting Al-Quaidr
    he's clearly on cider
    and constantly ripped to the tits.
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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    • #3
      The succession of names used by Spink
      has given us reason to think
      from his choices in punk
      and what he's just drunk
      that his critical faculties stink.
      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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      • #4


        Just remember to keep em "clean" folks...

        Good stuff
        Keep on Civin'
        RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #5
          Who's hiding out by the bins?
          It's Bugs on account of his sins.
          Three years being sarky
          made everyone narky
          and now he gets death threats from Finns.
          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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          • #6
            There was a gent called Laz and the Gimp,
            who in fights with Biker chicks proved he's no wimp,
            When stabbed in the leg,
            This git didn't beg,
            Instead he split the b!tch's lip!
            I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
            i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG

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            • #7

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ming


                Just remember to keep em "clean" folks...

                Good stuff
                So I shouldn't share the one about the man named Ming from Nantucket?
                If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                • #9
                  Chris, lip doesn't go well with gimp and wimp. I would try

                  He just beat her like he was her pimp!

                  For your last line
                  Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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                  • #10
                    The so-aptly-named Urban Ranger
                    Will rescue you if there is danger
                    From that strange preturbation
                    Your windows installation
                    To Linux, which is even stranger
                    Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
                    Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21

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                    • #11
                      Nice one.
                      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Timexwatch
                        So I shouldn't share the one about the man named Ming from Nantucket?
                        Good Idea... but feel free to PM it to me
                        Keep on Civin'
                        RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Garth Vader
                          Chris, lip doesn't go well with gimp and wimp. I would try

                          He just beat her like he was her pimp!

                          For your last line
                          The limmerick is from something Laz once said, he split her lip after being stabbed, so it stays.
                          I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
                          i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG

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                          • #14
                            There once was a Diety named Ming
                            and I liked him so much I would cream
                            the milk into butter
                            WHAT THINGS I WOULD UTTER
                            He makes me wanna go SCHWINGGGG!!!!
                            The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                            • #15
                              Snapcase claimed rap music was rock!
                              For this, others used him to mock,
                              but before he grew lonely
                              we saw it was only
                              mere stroking of virtual cock.
                              "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                              "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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