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LOL... well start drinking... that'll help 
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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The folks of Apolyton write
Bad limericks by day and night.
They really are bad:
No rhymes to be had.
God, what a horrible sight!I refute it thus!
"Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!"Comment
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Lincoln talks 'bout evolution,
And Floyd about the constitution.
They post all the time,
But they're post counts don't climb.
On-topic should be the solution.I refute it thus!
"Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!"Comment
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Old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to give her poor doggy a bone
When mother hubbard bent over
Rover came over
and gave her a bone of his own!
Whoops! That last line should be...
and Lung got Ming-banned alone!!
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Some great stuff... NOW KEEP IT CLEAN
Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Let me tell you of man named Provost.
A good man and gracious host.
But of women, must be said
He never got laid
He just couldn't afford their cost."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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Said and laid don't come close to rhyming, you silly fin.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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There once was a poster with beer,
Replied to whatever came near.
He ran afoul of the Finns,
Wondered if they were twins.
And concluded they all must be queer.(\__/)
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It's possible to deal with one Finn
But invite any more of them in
As Bugs did one day
And you'll surely pray
For a bottle to recoup that Djinn12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
There once was a man named Harrison
Who really was in need of some fun
In nightclubs he was scared
And badly, he did fair
So he dressed up his hand like a woman
5th line has to rhyme with lines 1 & 2.
Man, I'll never understand those New York accents.
Golfing since 67Comment
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Woman rhymes with fun and Harrison...
What are you on about now?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Harrison, fun and woman don't rhyme. Close, but not quite.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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Also, scared and fair don't rhyme.
And the word you're looking for is "fare".12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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