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  • back at ya.
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    • Blackwidow is ruler of all
      She likes men at her feet.. that is all
      When asked if she'd share
      she spat on the questionare
      and then kicked our question guy in the ball...s
      The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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      • Our resident ladyboy Finn
        Gave Blackwidow causes to grin
        Though he talks up his parts
        she suspects if he starts
        she'd never know if he was in.
        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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        • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
          The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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          • There once was a young lad named Stefu
            Who thought he was the brightest I'll bet you
            His one claim to fame
            was his huge huge brain
            But a girl in the sack that won't get you
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • BFB is somewhat a fool
              to think BW would let lil finny Stefu
              stick his thing into her Eden
              Because Stefu is lacking one thing he would be needing
              and I think you guys call it your tool
              The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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              • Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
                Our resident ladyboy Finn
                Gave Blackwidow causes to grin
                Though he talks up his parts
                she suspects if he starts
                she'd never know if he was in.
                Best. Limerick. Ever.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • Wait..that could mean one of two things..

                  He is small orr
                  I AM NOT


                  Clarify
                  clarify
                  The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                  • That Anglo, that Bugs ****ing Bunny
                    He thinks that he's so ****ing funny
                    But if he didn't speak like Brit
                    with words 'bollocks' and 'git'
                    His career would not be so sunny.

                    Al Speer, who is fascist from Philly
                    wanted Lee Ann to be his own filly
                    But no luck for hater,
                    she went out with skater,
                    so now he just wanks himself silly.
                    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                    • BW is a chick with raven colored hair,
                      which it is said is coffered with great care,
                      Guys desire to see,
                      Her tat she once displayed with glee,
                      But YOU will never see it, so there!
                      I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
                      i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG

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                      • Sometimes the most bizarre and evil images pop into my head. Though I wrote that limerick to suggest that Stefu was lightly burdened in the genital area, thanks to BW's suggestion I've now got a mental picture of him going "Oooooh. An echo."
                        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                        • Though I wrote that limerick to suggest that Stefu was lightly burdened in the genital area
                          My life's been so much easier ever since I bought that wheelbarrow.
                          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                          • I just wrap it around my thighs so it looks like I've got tons of muscle. Don't ever take me to a stripclub though...
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • There once was a poster named Zylka
                              Whos avatar looked like she wanted to milkya.
                              But a kiddie Complained
                              so she was flushed down the drain.
                              And the new one wants to bilkya.

                              Yeah yeah, I know, but you try to come up with two rymes for that.

                              RAH
                              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                              • Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
                                Sometimes the most bizarre and evil images pop into my head. Though I wrote that limerick to suggest that Stefu was lightly burdened in the genital area, thanks to BW's suggestion I've now got a mental picture of him going "Oooooh. An echo."
                                HAHAHAHAHAHA
                                The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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