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  • #76
    Originally posted by Lonestar


    Palpatine exploited an already crippling problem with the system. When it gets so bad that a Corporate Entity can unilaterally invade a Planet that's a memberof the Republic, then the Government is in the crapper regardless.
    I'd point out that the Trade Federation invaded *after* Palpatine gave them the OK.

    -Drachasor
    "If there's a child on the south side of Chicago who can't read, that matters to me, even if it's not my child. If there's a senior citizen somewhere who can't pay for her prescription and has to choose between medicine and the rent, that makes my life poorer, even if it's not my grandmother. If there's an Arab American family being rounded up without benefit of an attorney or due process, that threatens my civil liberties. It's that fundamental belief -- I am my brother's keeper, I am my sister's keeper -- that makes this country work." - Barack Obama

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    • #77
      How come no one has explored these dark sided subjects?

      1. The taboo incestestual lust between Luke and Lia?

      2. Are the robots homosexual?

      3. If Darth is a-sexual then why does he/she/it need a women for offspring?


      4. What was the foul stench lia smelled from Tarkin?

      5. What is the connection of only having one sith lord and one whatever you call it? Homo?


      Just a few but you git the picture

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Docfeelgood
        How come no one has explored these dark sided subjects?

        1. The taboo incestestual lust between Luke and Lia?
        Kids these days will do anything.


        2. Are the robots homosexual?
        As futurama teaches, they are robosexual.

        3. If Darth is a-sexual then why does he/she/it need a women for offspring?
        He was heterosexual, now as a half-robot/half-man he is heterobosexual, though some call it "robertosexual".

        4. What was the foul stench lia smelled from Tarkin?
        halitosis

        5. What is the connection of only having one sith lord and one whatever you call it? Homo?
        It has to do with the peculiar ettiquette involving Sith formal dances.

        -Drachasor
        "If there's a child on the south side of Chicago who can't read, that matters to me, even if it's not my child. If there's a senior citizen somewhere who can't pay for her prescription and has to choose between medicine and the rent, that makes my life poorer, even if it's not my grandmother. If there's an Arab American family being rounded up without benefit of an attorney or due process, that threatens my civil liberties. It's that fundamental belief -- I am my brother's keeper, I am my sister's keeper -- that makes this country work." - Barack Obama

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        • #79
          He was heterosexual, now as a half-robot/half-man he is heterobosexual, though some call it "robertosexual".

          I thought from the first movie he had no father or something like that?



          Good job BTY

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Docfeelgood

            I thought from the first movie he had no father or something like that?
            His mother was just embarrased that she fell for the Jedi mind trick in some bar.
            Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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            • #81
              Yeah, who needs rohypnol when you've got that
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #82
                "You will go to bed with me" *waives hand*
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #83
                  Waives hand?
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #84
                    Well apparantly that's the way to get the Mind Trick working .
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #85
                      Darth Striker: "I don't need to use protection"
                      Hot Chick: "You don't need to use protection."
                      DS: "I'm going to hit it."
                      HC: "You're going to hit it."
                      DS: "You should show me the bedroom now."
                      HC: "I should show you to the bedroom now."
                      DS: "Move along."
                      Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Drachasor


                        I'd point out that the Trade Federation invaded *after* Palpatine gave them the OK.

                        -Drachasor
                        I'd point out that no amount of "permission giving" would have mattered if the Trade Federation hadn't already built up a military superior to many, many, worlds.
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • #87
                          DS:

                          The Force is strong with this one.
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Garth Vader


                            His mother was just embarrased that she fell for the Jedi mind trick in some bar.
                            It was Yoda wasn't it?
                            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Lonestar


                              I'd point out that no amount of "permission giving" would have mattered if the Trade Federation hadn't already built up a military superior to many, many, worlds.
                              The Republic didn't have a military because it hadn't needed one for more than a thousand years. What could be sweeter than billions and billions of sentients living together in harmony with no need for weapons? If that's corruption I'll take a double dose of it, thank you! Obviously Palpitine used his dark powers to hide the growing threat. It wasn't the corruption of the Republic that led to its downfall, it was the insidious subversion from within. Oh, and the Jedi Order was nothing but a bunch of lazy lay-abouts. It was their fault too. It was their job to protect the Republic from the dark side and they failed miserably.
                              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Drachasor
                                I'd point out that the Trade Federation invaded *after* Palpatine gave them the OK.

                                -Drachasor
                                Yeah, so?

                                It wasn't Palpatine that kept the Senate from doing anything. It was just the nature of the Senate.

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