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And fall four stories? No thanks!
What do you call a male mistress?
What do you call a male mistress?
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Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Why is my boss such a bastard?Stop Quoting BenComment
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Because he's a boss. It's his job.
Where did I put my pants?~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~Comment
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Already wearing them.
Does keeping my nose to the grindstone ruin the lathe?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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No, but it explains what happened to Ann.
Who would win a steel cage match between Howard Dean and a kangaroo?Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Kangaroo Jack bribes the judges
Which is better, Earl of Duke, or Duke of Earl?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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I've never heard Earl of Duke, but hum a few bars and I'll tell you if I know it.
Why do socks disappear in the wash?Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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It's better than the wash lost in your socks.
Why does James Earl Jones have such a deep voice?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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That G is so phat yo!No, he should change it to Delux 247.
Becasue the Pope stopped having Castratos a couple centuries ago.
Wil the Indigo children be able to raise the planet's psychic vibrations in time?Comment
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Yes, but only after sacrificing a hundred 90 year old virgins, and given the average age of poly posters is in the mid-20's, it might take a while for that to happen.
When the Aliens invade, will they ask "Take me to your leader" or "take me out to the ballgame"?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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It wouldn't make any difference, because I'm only voting for leaders who attend all ballgames!
Who's with Stupid, and why are they there if they know that Stupid is stupid?Comment
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Jimmy Bob, since he is Stupid's brother, and he loves his brother and wants to be supportive.
What's worse, eating before swimming, or being eaten after swimming?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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42......no sorry, that's the meaning of the universe.
Why do they call it a jolly rancher?Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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