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It's taken by a Singaporean governmental agency.
Q: Why does the Earth revolve around me?
Q: Why does the Earth revolve around me?
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Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok -
They're bipolar.
Q: What's the cosmic significance of 42.03?Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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there is none.
where is amelia earhart?B♭3Comment
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In an airplane.
Where is Bin Laden?Comment
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yes,green ones
why is Tad Hamilton such a hunk?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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NO, cause I hear he is hideous
Will the universe end tommorrow at 2:48 pm Pacific Standard Time?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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We'll never know b/c the earth gets destroyed at 2:47 pm Pacific Standard Time.
Where can you get Yuengling in Georgia?"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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I love yuengling, but haven't seen it outside of philly... wait that was an honest answer... uh, Yeng Ling>? Don't know her...
If you make $5/hour and it would take you 3 hours to perform government work how long would it actually take you to do that work?Comment
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A. Ten hours, assuming that I make time-and-a-half for overtime.
Q. Why do the bubbles in Guinness go from the top of the glass to the bottom rather than from the bottom to the top?<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Guiness imparts anti-gravity.
Who is John J. Jingleheimerschmidt?"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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ON my three feet
Why are clowns so evil?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Inbreeding
Why is it called a cornucopia?"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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