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  • #1

    Q: What do you get from asking a stupid question?

    A: A stupid answer of course



    Let's start a question 'game'... player 1 asks a stupid question, player 2 answers the stupid question with an even more stupid answer, and asks another stupid* question




    *Ok, the question doesn't have to be stupid, it just has to make it possible to add a stupid answer to it


    Q: Why is there no 13th floor in many buildings?
    This space is empty... or is it?
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  • #2
    Because many buildings have twelve or fewer floors.

    Q: Why does it always rain on Thursdays?
    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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    • #3
      ..and the new question is.....

      * weez dies of suspense *
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Because Friday night is gambling night.

        Q: Why aren't there any makeovers on south Georgia cottages?
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #5
          so you could ask that question.

          Q: Why do I rule so much?
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #6
            Because you are insecure about your length.

            Q: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near me?
            ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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            • #7
              Because I always hit you in the head with a baseball bat

              Q: How do I get a silencer for my noisy printer?
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              • #8
                At your local chapter of the NRA

                Q: Capitalism or Communism?

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                • #9
                  Yes. Yes, it is. In fact, Capitalism and Communism. Yes.

                  ...

                  So what crawled up your butt this morning?
                  B♭3

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                  • #10
                    It was just a spider who was set to install a new webcam

                    Q: After seeing 10 dancing frogs with 7 legs each you realize...
                    This space is empty... or is it?

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                    • #11
                      A:...you're delusional

                      Q: What's the point?
                      "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                      Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                      • #12
                        It's a little outcropping into lake michigan at the end of 55th/garfield street. it's a decent park.

                        q. don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
                        B♭3

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                        • #13
                          yes please

                          q: so how do we keep starting fires??
                          CSPA

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                          • #14
                            A: No. I am focused on guessing how to put them out.
                            (it was a yes/no question, and it was badly put. i did what i could)

                            Q: Why did the greeks cypriots vote against unification?

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                            • #15
                              A: They were blinded by their own hair.

                              Q: whats a moose?
                              "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                              - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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