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Because fruitbasket was taken.
Why can't penguins fly?
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Why can't penguins fly?
ACK!
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They can but need to be frisked to make sure they aren't carrying box cutters.
What have I done with my car keys?"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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Check the oven.
Why is my eye twitching?
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Check the oven
Would you buy an Albanian car or a Tongan car?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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No.
Is two women in bed together really God's way of showing us he loves us?Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Its his way of showing you are inadequate
Do bears prefer dark to white meat?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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No cuz it's harder to catch.
Why is that eagle talking in Bush's ear?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Because his nose can't hear.
What's the matter?Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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The opposite of the energy.
Where do we go from here now that all of the children have grownup?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Orgy
You're stranded on a desert Island with no trees a pocket knife, a shoe, and a roll of duck tape... what would McGuyver do?Comment
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Stick the knife in your stomach, duct tape the shoe to the knife to use as a sail, then backfloat away.
Where' the best BBQ?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Anyplace but North Carolina.
What implications does the second law of thermodynamics have for evolution theory?Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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They make it smell winter fresh
Why quote books when we can quote porn?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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Better a grunt than a grant.
I have 40$ to spend on what?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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A cheep bottle of wine and a blow up doll.
Will there ever be a last vampire?Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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